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jacking off
Small Sammer Guy
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you did great. you must have been funny in your own unique ways. good job. |
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hai
Spiny
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| Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:11 am
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Successfully doing standup with no preparation, getting invited to a talent show AND getting asked to do lead vocals for a band all within the first four days of college?
It sounds like this "having a life" business has it's upsides. |
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oar
Super Maiq the Liar
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| Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:31 am
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| Manpersonguything wrote: | rofl, sounds like a shitty dane cook thing.
You came up with it on the spot?
Sounds like Dane Cook if you ask me.
Especially the boner joke part. |
There's this thing about those kinds of stand-up comedy.
You have to think of things off the top of your head.
It's not like a TV show where you have a team working for 3 weeks to write your jokes. |
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Larry Koopa
Sam
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| Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:59 pm
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Give us an example of something you can do Geno. |
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The Axolotl Sympathist
Geno
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| Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:03 pm
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| Sam wrote: | | Give us an example of something you can do Geno. |
I can write out the boner routine, or do something else. Just let me know and I'll do it, haha. |
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Larry Koopa
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| Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:05 pm
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| Geno wrote: | | Sam wrote: | | Give us an example of something you can do Geno. |
I can write out the boner routine, or do something else. Just let me know and I'll do it, haha. |
Entertain me. |
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OH GOD
Manpersonguything
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| Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:11 pm
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Marshmellows
Make jokes about them.
2 minuets of material.
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The Axolotl Sympathist
Geno
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| Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 5:58 pm
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| Manpersonguything wrote: | Marshmellows
Make jokes about them.
2 minuets of material.
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No, that's stupid. It's "marshmallows" by the way.
| Sam wrote: | | Geno wrote: | | Sam wrote: | | Give us an example of something you can do Geno. |
I can write out the boner routine, or do something else. Just let me know and I'll do it, haha. |
Entertain me. |
Okay... uhm... It won't be as funny because I can't do any body language/mannerisms to enhance it.
I'm sure a lot of people have creepy roommates in college. You know, the kind that stare at you at night. On occasion they'll slither over to you in the darkness and stick out their forked tongue to caress your cheek. Yeah, those guys. They sleep under the bed usually, because they're creatures of the night. You won't see them sparking in the sun. Nope. And Twilight sucks, by the way. Yeah, I know it's getting old saying that, but I know I'm going to insult some of those fangirls enough to go home and cry to their Edward Cullen cutout. It probably isn't even an Edward cutout. They're more likely to go to Subway, get a cut out of Jared, print out a picture of Edward's face and plaster it over the previous one. You know the cutouts I'm talking about... The ones with Jared holding his giant jeans... Yeah, they cut out the jeans, too, so they can say they got into Edward Cullen's pants.
...That's all I could come up with in the time I read your message til now. |
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Fat Tuper
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| CSL wrote: | | Shadoo, go crawl in a corner and die. Dane Cook isn't funny anymore. Seriously. |
Are you implying that he was ever funny? |
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OH GOD
Manpersonguything
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| Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:45 pm
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| Geno wrote: |
I'm sure a lot of people have creepy roommates in college. You know, the kind that stare at you at night. On occasion they'll slither over to you in the darkness and stick out their forked tongue to caress your cheek. Yeah, those guys. They sleep under the bed usually, because they're creatures of the night. You won't see them sparking in the sun. Nope. And Twilight sucks, by the way. Yeah, I know it's getting old saying that, but I know I'm going to insult some of those fangirls enough to go home and cry to their Edward Cullen cutout. It probably isn't even an Edward cutout. They're more likely to go to Subway, get a cut out of Jared, print out a picture of Edward's face and plaster it over the previous one. You know the cutouts I'm talking about... The ones with Jared holding his giant jeans... Yeah, they cut out the jeans, too, so they can say they got into Edward Cullen's pants.
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the coolest dude ever
Super Super-Dimento
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| Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:09 pm
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THIS JUST IN!
Geno=Dane cook
THIS JUST IN
Digibutter=4Cha-*shot* |
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OH GOD
Manpersonguything
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| Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:28 pm
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| Maiq the Liar wrote: | | Manpersonguything wrote: | rofl, sounds like a shitty dane cook thing.
You came up with it on the spot?
Sounds like Dane Cook if you ask me.
Especially the boner joke part. |
There's this thing about those kinds of stand-up comedy.
You have to think of things off the top of your head.
It's not like a TV show where you have a team working for 3 weeks to write your jokes. |
Kids, meet your new science person who is smart. |
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Master of Puppets...
The Chaos Heart
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That's fairly impressive Geno. Congratulations. If you were as good as you say, perhaps you should consider a career in comedy?
Also, if you ever do this again, have someone record you. I'm sure everyone here would love to laugh at your jokes as well. |
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Shadoo Omega
Super Shadoo™
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| Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:04 pm
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| The Chaos Heart wrote: | That's fairly impressive Geno. Congratulations. If you were as good as you say, perhaps you should consider a career in comedy?
Also, if you ever do this again, have someone record you. I'm sure everyone here would love to laugh at your jokes as well. |
WE DON'T NEED TWO DANES COOKS
BECOME AN IT GUY |
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Fat Tuper
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I wish I was there. |
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