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King of Koopas
Lord Bowser



Joined: 28 Apr 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:25 pm   Reply with quote

Merluvlee wrote:
Lord Bowser wrote:
Meta-Knight wrote:
Hah. I doubt it.

This seems like a book of how to get more enemies after you...

And trust me. I know. I've tried it before. Dolts...

This is just a way to cause an argument and a even worse fight.

I bite my thumb at you.

Oh, really now? Did you do it in a ridiculously weird manner? 'Cause that's what you're supposed to do!


Merluvlee wrote:
This book Phails.

My MOM phails!
Oh I forgot to mention that you phail at life as well...

My MOM phails at life!
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Bowser'z!    
Sawhit Threwit!
MarioMario
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Joined: 14 Jul 2007
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:12 am   Reply with quote

You know what. I'd only somewhat possibly unappalingly NOT watch AOTS if I was a koopa.

Now back on topic.

Reverse-psychology. I gues it could work.

Quote:
LB:YOU BET IT COULD WORK.
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Flavio
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:22 am   Reply with quote

Flavio did that yesterday in a bar, it works. Or, mabye Flavio was just drunk, and thought that it worked. Either way, Flavio has a switch blade pulled on him.
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R!T!E!M! A store of pure win    
King of Koopas
Lord Bowser



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:07 pm   Reply with quote

Chapter Two: Hit Me For Annoyance! (From Me!)/How to NOT Be Emo!
When somebody hits you with a baseball bat or just plain hits you, don't you wish you could get them to stop without violence?

Luckily, there is a way!

Okay, first of all, you KNOW that telling them that you are hurting them won't work.

So, what do you do?

First, you make the most, "I'm an insane person who can't feel pain and likes pie" face you can.

Then, you do the most unusual/insane/pie/random/demented/NOT retarded... Just crazy/pie laugh in the universe!

Also, it helps if you jump around like some kangaroo who just smoked some crazy stuff. Plus, opening your eyes as large as possible and talking in a VERY strange voice makes it even better!

If they ever hit you again, just keep doing this and soon, they'll get tired of how stupid you're acting and eventually think you actually ARE stupid. This means they will decide you are too dumb to feel pain and that you like it, so they'll think that hitting you is pointless.

If they by any chance ask you to do something in this mumbo jumbo again, DON'T do it. It'll make 'em think hitting you is TRULY what makes you crazily happy.

...THIS is possibly the best way for people to stop calling you emo!
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Bowser'z!    
Sawhit Threwit!
MarioMario
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:16 pm   Reply with quote

Ripper roo?
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Super Ultimario



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:28 pm   Reply with quote

I give this thread an:

out of 10.
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Wacko McGoose
Launching Star
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:47 pm   Reply with quote

Mrs. Turner wrote:
Uh, in an infinite what?


LINK: /73---Tilt-Island

Hey, my first attempt to use the eSnips tag worked. Cool.
*Yoshi gets eaten by a Boss Bass*
Ooh, that ain't right...
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