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[top minion tails]

I still have the scar you gave me, from when you left me for dead. It's a funny, story, actually, what happened after that. You see, the reason I'm alive is because a scientist healed me and tried to use me for his own gain by erasing my memories and implanting new ones as well as a new persona. I actually saw you after that, I'd be suprised if you knew when it was. I soon returned to normal, and after a while, life was normal for once. Until I got infected with this, that is. The infecion, I'll leave you to guess what it was. Now it's mostly better, but not fully gone.

[bobzearth42]

"Well, yes. Unless you see another look-alike.

... In which case, I'd have to kill whoever the hell it was who got the bright idea to.. ahem... create me..."

"Heh. I still find it amazing how you lived all these years.

... And I question as to why I let you live for so long..."

[top minion tails]

Well, I'm still here. If you want to kill me here, By all means, try! But if this infection acts up I'm not responsible for what happens to you.

[bobzearth42]

"Yeah, as much as I would love that, I can't. I a bit... busy."

[bobzearth42]

((TOP HAT CRAB DEMANDS YOU STOP BLOWING ME OFF.

BECAUSE QUITE FRANKLY, IT'S PISSING BOTH ME AND HIM OFF.

Note that this isn't directed to either PQ or Tails. 3:|════׀))

[???]

Well, it was quite obvious that the One-winged man could take out his fury on the innocent child walking around, eating potato chips.

[bobzearth42]

Well, of course he could.

But that would just be cruel to take out rage on a poor, innocent child, no?

Yes, that would be just wrong. So, instead, we're going to attempt to brutally murder the poor child just for the hell of it.

But, this is in no way, shape, or form taking out his rage on a small child.

He noticed said child, and began creeping his way over, unable to resist the defenselessness of him...

[bobzearth42]

((Top Hat Crab.

Rage.

Stuff.

Bump.

I give up. 3:|════׀))

[Macha]

He risks a quick glance over at Genesis.

What in Bahamut's name does he think he's...

...no. No, I most likely [i]don't want to know.[/i]

"...You," he says, turning back to Other-Bobz. "Have you any idea what the hell is going on here?"

((*cowers* D: ))

[bobzearth42]

"Ahahahaha~

Well, of course I do~ More than either of them~

... To an extent. I still have no clue as to why what happened happened the way it did."

[Macha]

"...Elaborate."

[bobzearth42]

"Weeeell...."

Ha. This kid can't take out Genesis. I doubt even an army can't. So long as I protect the little bastard...

"... Fine. It's kind of a long story, so get yourself ready.

To shorten the story, I'll skip most detail in my early age. Basically, my parents were sent through a time hole that sent them to prehistory, and then I was created. Immortal, I was. I waited 300 thousand years until today. Now, I have to worry about the reason for my immortality.

That kid over there that Genesis wants dead so badly.

As if fate was against me, the damn kid can't prevent himself from dying by his self. So, as long as Genesis is under his command, he should be safe. Well, as soon as he realizes that Genesis is fully under his controll. Until then, I'm stuck in the background preventing Genesis from dying.

Y'see, that kid is slightly immortal. And both he and Genesis play vital roles in my immortality.

Here's how it goes:

I'm immortal due to them. That bobz kid over there is immortal so long as Genesis lives. On top of that, Genesis is like a shield puppet, forced to do what the kid says no matter what. Luckily enough, Genesis is a good enough swordsman to not be defeated easily. And as long as he is that kid's puppet, he will not die naturally. But that's the flaw in the system.

Genesis dies, bobz's mortal.

Bobz dies, I'm mortal.

I'm mortal, I get pissed and go beserk, thus resulting in my death due to mindless rampage. So, all I need to do is get bobz to realize Genesis is his puppet. Sadly, a direct confrontation to them will result in Genesis attacking me.

The other way of my death.

Although, since I am him as well, Genesis is my puppet too. So, I have nothing to fear.

... Although, I still need to know just how this entire thing started...

A hellspawned demon, I may be. But a moron, I am not. Sure, I'm glad for our interesting immortality triangle here, but I need to know just who the hell was tampering with reality and time to get us into this mess...

Do you understand?"

((God, I type a lot.))

[Macha]

"Then why the hell don't you tell the boy so," he mutters, rubbing his temples.

Of all the things I could have gotten myself into. o_e

...Intriguing, though. What manner of being has the power to distort reality so?

This could be worth looking into...

"...look, it's already been established that I'm more than able to distract this Genesis. I'll give you fifteen minutes; beyond that, I can't guarantee your safety," he deadpans.

That ought to get me out of a few years of Hell. >.>;

((Infodump yay. :3))

[bobzearth42]

"Oh, because. That takes out the fun of watching them. Although, so far it's been Genesis trying to kill bobz, but still.

Don't worry, I have it all planned out~"

[Macha]

"...Very well."

This isn't going to end well. >.>