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[Chaos-Stev-0]

[Rusty Shackleford]

there is this guy and he gets a suit and hes a scientist and he makes a resonance cascade and he has to escape from this science lab thing with a crowbar before these aliens and zombies kill you and then the army comes and they try to kill you too and you go in a portal to another planet and you have to kill this one alien and you free all the other aliens that were trying to kill you, then some guy with a briefcase comes and he makes you go to sleep for a looooooong time and when you wake up it's the future and aliens that look like cops took over the planet and enslaved the humans and one alien makes you pick up a can and you get ambushed by aliens and a girl saves you and takes you to this scientist's lair to teleport you to this one place but the teleport goes wrong and you end up having to walk to the place and when you get there the aliens come and try to destroy the place and they kidnap this one guy and the girl goes off to save him and you go to ravenholm to fight zombies and then you go to this prison with giant bugs that help you kill the aliens and then you try to save the guy that was kidnapped but then this lady steals him again using a teleporter, and you try to save him but then you get teleported to the scientist's lab again and then you have to go to this giant building to save him again and then they try to steal your weapons but then your gun that shoots gravity gets weapon steroids and you can do cool stuff with it and you go to save the world from this bad guy but he catches you and he has your super gun and then something happens and he takes the gun and pushes you and he runs away, and you have to stop him from teleporting to this one place so you use your super gun to destroy the teleporter and you do but then the building explodes with you in it and the guy with the briefcase makes you sleep again. °Д° ◉_◉ ʘﮯʘ

[Manpersonguything]

[King Harkinian]

So there's this guy. And he has a triangle on his hand. The princess gets kidnapped by Pumbaa from the Lion King. So the triangle-handed guy (I think his name is Peter Pan) gets a sword from an old man in a cave and kills animals and then he goes into the Magic Kingdom and kills Pumbaa and makes himself pork kabobs the end.

[Lord Krump]

A mentally challenged bear and a homosexual bird embark on an epic quest to steal back their underage sex-slave from Rush Limbaugh.

[King Harkinian]

A ten-year-old guy gets to train a magical thing that evolves that he takes from an old man. Then he trains the magical thing to cockfight. Then he starts hunting and poaching other magical things and cockfights with other people so he can become the master.

You are a marshmallow who eats other people and steals their weapons to use against other people. Then the marshmallow meets a tree with breathing problems, and kicks the tree's ass. Then the marshmallow attacks an obese penguin from Texas

[Paper Luigi]

so you're this kid and you're sleeping when a meteor almost lands on your house so he goes to investigate and he finds his fatass neighbor and he tells you to go away so you go away and try to go back to sleep when he comes back to *crag* you so you get dressed and you your dog and your fatass neighbor go look for your fatass neighbor's less fat brother and then you find him but then there's this bug and he follows you and then there is an alien and you kill him and then your fatass neighbor gets beat up and then it is morning so you go and beat up frank and frank tells you to go to giant step so you go to giant step and you beat up an ant and then you go to another town without telling anyone where you are going and then you realize paula is in this locked up cabin and then you save her and then you go to a zombie town and then you get trapped and then jeff wakes up in the middle and goes to save you but tony is too gay to continue sleeping, so he follows jeff around and then jeff skips school because he had a dream that told him to and tony is crying because he is so gay for jeff and jeff rides the loch ness monster and then goes through a cave and then jeff rides in this rocket thingy and crashes in the zombie town and saves you and then you kill all the zombies and then you go to saturn valley and the mr saturns are weird and then you go and beat up master belch and then master belch cries and then you do some more stuff intil you come to a desert and then you cross the desert and then you are in fourside and there is a gay concert there so you go and do stuff and then paula gets kidnapped and ness and jeff get stoned and stuff and then they beat the shit out of a statue and paula is saved but then your fatass neighbor gets away and you are sad so you go to summers and read hyrogliphics and then you eat magic cake and get stoned again and then a guy named poo drops out of the sky so you go in a pyramid and beat up people an then poo ditches you because he is an asshole and so you go in deep darkness and stuff and then you nearly drown and stuff and then master belch comes back but he is not mater belch he is mater barf and then poo comes and kills him and then there is this village and then you go into this hole and then you beat the shit out of innocent little fobbies and then you go into this place and then there are dinosaurs and then you go into this place and that place is a volcano and there is fire but then you get stoned again and are in this creepy place made of carrots and clouds and then you go and beat up your barin and then you are not stoned anymore and then you go to jeff's dad and then jeff's dad does surgery on your brains and then you are robots and then you kill giygas and beat the shit out of your fatass neighbor and then jeff gets a letter from tony and tony says i love you jeff and then you go home and you dance the end.

[King Harkinian]

So there's a Lego guy who looks like this
and he fights Lego Nazis and saves 3 different women and this little chinese boy and then he finds magical shiny items that kill everyone but him and his friends. THE END

[Lord Krump]

An evil fascist kidnaps children and forces them to work in his sweatshop. You're one of these children. He continuously promises you rewards, but each time you reach your goal, you only fall in to more work, to pay off your dues to this evil slave-driver. Oh, and this evil fascist is a raccoon. Go figure.

[LudwigVonKoopa]

You're a generic animé guy #377, betraying a group of baddies. You beat crime with animals, and turn them to the "good" Side after stealing them with your balls. Your girlfriend can tell the "Evil" from the "Good," And you must save the world from Generic Animé guy #378, Your clone, and Hitler and his band of turbo nazis.

(Pokémon colosseum)

[King Harkinian]

So there's a mexican wrestler and a pikachu clone and a fat old dude and a female broom and a rapper from wisconsin and a blue shopkeep and a fast dude with a lisp and a guy covered in poop and a random guy and they do stuff.

(SBGC4AP)

[Flavio]

So Donkey Kong is like bitchin and he can't find his bananas so he finds Diddy and says bitch wheres bananas and then they find bananas and fight pirate cocodiles.

[Chaos-Stev-0]

So mentally-impared ten year old goes out on a journey to capture adorable animals to be his slaves, to fight other people and take their money, to gain the powers of Time and Space, to inject drugs into them so they can get stronger, and to mass breed an army of perfect slaves. Oh, and this is all going on in Japan, apparently.