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Nimexa, The Gentle Breeze
Dark Prognosticus
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| Magikoopa #42 wrote: | | 85. Saying that any two things in this list contradict each other will get you a blast of fire breath to the face. |
87. If you notice any two things in this list contradict please mention it. |
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Digi's official furry
Lord Rattata
Joined: 01 May 2007
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| Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 8:40 am
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88. snap
89. play with action figures |
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Marker Magikoopa
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| Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 8:49 am
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| Winged Spiky Goomba wrote: | 88. snap
89. play with action figures |
90. Those toys that Bowser plays with are not dolls.
91. Nor are they action figures. They are custom-made miniatures created for the explicit purpose of planning assaults.
92. Not allowed to catch Bowser brushing the hair of the Peach "miniature". |
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PEPSIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Cherry
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Joined: 30 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:00 pm
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93. If you play a game involving Bowser, you must play as him.
94. Always let Bowser play as himself in Super Smash Brothers Melee.
95. Always give Bowser the controller.
96. Never buy a new console unless you plan on having Bowser play it first.
97. Shell waxings are given to Bowser at 9:00 and 3:00 AM and PM.
98. No staring at the Princess Peach posters.
99. Double if you're drooling. |
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Marker Magikoopa
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| Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:14 pm
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100. Not allowed to say anything bad about Bowser.
101. Not allowed to make dumb, little "101 _____" lists.
102. That goes double if they actually have more than 101 things in them.
We made it to 101 things. |
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Private Johnson
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| Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 3:27 pm
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103:always give our salary to bowser or get burnt to a crisp by bowser |
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Lord Bob
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| Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 4:46 pm
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| Big Boo wrote: | | 86. ALWAYS make it in someway possible for Mario to win. If you don't, you are a coward who lacks honor. |
104. But since you're in Bowser's EVIL army, it's OK to lack honour. |
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That rich guy
Pure-???
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| Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 4:50 pm
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| bobthelemon wrote: | | Big Boo wrote: | | 86. ALWAYS make it in someway possible for Mario to win. If you don't, you are a coward who lacks honor. |
104. But since you're in Bowser's EVIL army, it's OK to lack honour. |
but evil people aren't allowed to be cowards either. |
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Lord Bob
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| Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 4:51 pm
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But they are allowed to lack honour. And there are some cowardly evil people. I just can't think of any. |
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That rich guy
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| Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 5:21 pm
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yah, but cowardly evil people suck |
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Lord Bob
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| Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 5:22 pm
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oh what do you know. You're a bunch of question marks. You're supposed to ask the questions, not answer them. |
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That rich guy
Pure-???
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| Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 5:26 pm
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actually, I form a black cloak, and I am actually quite intelligent  |
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Cherry
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105. All MP3 players must contain the Bowser's Castle music from Super Mario Bros., the Bowser Fight music from Super Mario 64, and a 45 second loop of Bowser laughing and roaring. |
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Kefka
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| Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 8:15 am
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106. I am not allowed to destroy major continents without Bowser's express permission.
Hwoo Hwoo! Like I actually listen to him. |
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Cherry
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| Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 8:53 am
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107. Canada is too big to destroy. Besides, Bowser likes Maple Syrup. |
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