I remember when Francis asked Peach to marry him(swoon.exe scene) you could say "So, how much do you make?" the entire scene was funny though.
EDIT: Right after, no matter what you say, she says "Hey wait a minute. Who's picking these answers for me? I'm not marrying this dork! I came here to free Tippi." Francis: There's no Tippi command here... Peach: (scrolls through list, selects boomer) SSSS-BOOOOOOOOOOOOM