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Ph1r3 Mario
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
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 Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:42 pm
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SUPER EPIC OWNAGE
You know you suck at SPM when Tippi won't reveal Bestovius's door because
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IS NAO GONE
luigifan360
Joined: 25 Jul 2007
Posts: 1212
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| Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:44 pm
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YOu know you suck when Luigi kills you before you go to Bowser's Castle!  |
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ERECTIN' A DICK
Miku Hatsune
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Joined: 05 Jun 2007
Posts: 13497
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| Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:53 pm
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You know you suck when the Toad Kills you. |
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I AM TAYL
Mona
Joined: 05 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:57 pm
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You know you suck at SPM when you actually think Mr.L's going to go Deflavorize the Flavorizer. He's not THAT cruel. D: |
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Jolene
Legendary Mashine
Joined: 29 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:59 pm
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| Champiness wrote: | | You know you suck at SPM when Bestovius gives you the flipping power and you still can't get through the blocks around the door. |
I just started to try to get my mom to play SPM (the latest video game she's played is Mario Party 2 xD)
And she could NOT remember to flip. XD
"OK, that guy gave me the flipping power. Now how do I get through this door?"
"Uh.... flip?"
"I'M SUPPOSED TO USE THAT?"
"Uh... yeah." |
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I AM TAYL
Mona
Joined: 05 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:20 pm
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...You're serious? =O |
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Jolene
Legendary Mashine
Joined: 29 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:58 pm
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I'm serious. She's getting better now though. She got through 1-2 with minimal need for assistance.  |
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Victnerr
i 4m n0+ 4 n3rrd
Joined: 07 Aug 2007
Posts: 17
HP: 100 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:28 pm
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You know you suck at SPM:
When you thought Mario was going to give you the middle finger after he gained flipping power.
When Mario does give you the finger.
When you thought Mario had only 4 fingers like a cartoon character.
When Mr. L does a Star Wars reference while you play (nooooo  )
When you don't realize why Howzit is always gooooooooooooood. (He sells a lot of 'shrooms don't he?)
When you decide to pretend the game IS turn-based.
When you want to get to the goal ring at sonic speed.
When the kid's fish is H2O intolerant.
When Mario realizes a fish bowl won't actually help you breathe in space.
When you think a fish bowl will help you breathe in space.
When Mario uses the flip and he falls on his head.
When Mario gets flipped upside down, plays b-ball, calls a cab, and moves to Bel-Air!
When you try to find Francis' ENTEI (the pokemon) collection.
When you didn't understand the 'ENTAI joke.
When you find Peach 'entai... as Peach... during SPM...in...Bowser, Luigi, Francis, Bowser Jr., the Koopa Kids, and... Daisy's rooms. Or you find it on the web, and in your mind. |
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I AM TAYL
Mona
Joined: 05 Aug 2007
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HP: 85 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:51 am
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I'm serious. She's getting better now though. She got through 1-2 with minimal need for assistance.
XD
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When Mario realizes a fish bowl won't actually help you breathe in space.
Lolz, that reminds me of my upcoming Mario Fanfic: Common Sense and Physics. -lmao- X3 |
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who?
random-guy
Joined: 12 Aug 2007
Posts: 274
HP: 100 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:47 pm
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you know you suck when it takes you 70 hours to beat the first boss, o chunks. |
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Whah hah hah hah Whack!
Whacka
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Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1517
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:20 pm
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Whacka-Doo! You know you suck at SPM when you have 50 health and you are defeated by a lone squiglet. |
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