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bobz
bobzearth42
Joined: 26 Mar 2008
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AND THE SECRET PORNO VIDEOS CAUGHT ZETTA IN THE BATHROOM :OOOOOOOOOO
Well, back into that hall. Door behind you, four doors on the side walls, and the entrance in front of you. |
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Bartz Klauser
Zetta/Alexander
Joined: 27 Sep 2007
Posts: 7637
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 4
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| Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:56 pm
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He takes the [roll=4]th door. |
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| Dice Used: 4 Roll Results: 4. |
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bobz
bobzearth42
Joined: 26 Mar 2008
Posts: 11543
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| Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:00 pm
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AAAAAND BEHIND DOOR NUMBER FOUR IS...
... A brand-new, slimy stairwell! |
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Bartz Klauser
Zetta/Alexander
Joined: 27 Sep 2007
Posts: 7637
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 4
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| Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:04 pm
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Zetta climbs the stairwell! |
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bobz
bobzearth42
Joined: 26 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:10 pm
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CONGRADULATIONS, YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY WALKED INTO A WALL!
Forgot to mention it leads only downstairs. |
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Bartz Klauser
Zetta/Alexander
Joined: 27 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:14 pm
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Zetta turns around, and proceeds downstairs! |
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bobz
bobzearth42
Joined: 26 Mar 2008
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YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY WALKED DOWNSTAIRS.
EARNED 9999999 USELESS EXP POINTS.
LEVEL UP.
LEVEL UP.
LEVEL UP.
LEVEL LEFT.
You see a mass of ripped reality in front of you. |
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Bartz Klauser
Zetta/Alexander
Joined: 27 Sep 2007
Posts: 7637
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 4
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| Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:29 pm
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((Zetta is now a Level 478 Communist Ex-Necromancer?))
"Wow, just wow." |
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Parabuzzy Queen
Macha
Joined: 18 Jun 2007
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Itu is on the verge of a home-row-spamming breakdown... when he notices he's been left in a library.
"...hey, maybe this place isn't so damn bad." D: |
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bobz
bobzearth42
Joined: 26 Mar 2008
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((CONSIDERING HOW A LEVEL LEFT IS EQUIVALENT TO 3,444,556,235,532,132 LEVEL UPS, I SOMEHOW DOUBT IT.
Also, unexpected bump lol. 3:|════׀))
The books were sitting there being books.
The mass of ripped reality spoke.
"WHO DARES APPROACH ME WHILE I TRY TO SEND ALL CREATIONS WITHIN THIS VICINITY TO RUIN?" |
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Bartz Klauser
Zetta/Alexander
Joined: 27 Sep 2007
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HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 4
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| Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:27 pm
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Zetta simply answered:
"The mailman." |
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bobz
bobzearth42
Joined: 26 Mar 2008
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"MAILMAN, EH?
THEN, PERHAPS YOU COULD TELL ME WHO LIVES HERE?" |
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Bartz Klauser
Zetta/Alexander
Joined: 27 Sep 2007
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"I have a letter for..uh...someone called WAFFLE THE WONDER WEASEL, and the address was WAFFLE'S LOCATION. Strangely, I felt like coming here, 'cause my friend lives on the other side of that mass of ripped reality." |
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bobz
bobzearth42
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The MASS OF RIPPED REALITY returns to reality, revealing some kind of stomach monster. In which, it turns into one single WAFFLE.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT ME FOR?
I WAS BUSY TRYING TO BEGIN MY SECRET PLAN TO SEND ALL REALITY INTO RUIN BY PLACING A MASS OR RIPPED REALITY HERE.
AND OTHER PLACES." |
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Bartz Klauser
Zetta/Alexander
Joined: 27 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:11 pm
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"This letter's for you. And I came here for stuff." |
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