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[Commuter of Homicide]

Used ours a few days ago when our friends were hear. On of the shooters tipped and shot at all the little kids

They were okay, but it kinda scared us. Another one flew right at me and exploded in my face

But the best was last year. I went to a friends house, was laying down on the hill by the lake, and one of the big artilery shells (The ones that shoot the huge ones up in the air) at the neighbor's tipped over...towards me. I saw it and tried to run like heck up the the hill. One shot towards my feet and I jumped, and I landed on my stomach as another shot over my head. I got up, did another dive to avoid another firework, and started running up the hill. My mom was up on the hill at the house and she was thinking "why is she running?" until a huge firework blew up where I was sitting. It was so scary, but still insanely awesome to dodge huge fireballs that explode.

[King Harkinian]

sounds like fun.

[Bester Of Fruit]

I forced myself to blow my fingers off for that trophy... Festive Dismemberment. It was worth it.

Wait, what?
((lolreference))

[Hylian_Pixl]

I'm shooting mine off in about... *checks clock* one hour. I have 6 boxes of sparklers, 30 "Blooming Flowers," 2 "monster" fireworks, 2 boxes of morning glorys (which act like sparklers at first then create a series of mini fireworks), I've already set off the non-flamable ones that shoot confetti in people's faces, and 4 out of the six packets of pop-its. Tonight's gonna be fun.

[Yoshi]

Fire works? YOU'RE ENSLAVING FIRE? WICHCRAFT! PREPARE TO BE BURNED!