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[Sho Minamimoto]

((The story starts off at Mario. When the proglue finishes, the main story will begin.))

CHAPTER ONE: PROGLUE

One day, Mario was cooking. Sauce was flying across the room. Buns were rolling across the floor. The room was flooded with water and mushrooms were bouncing around. In the other room, Luigi was watching TV. He was watching a show called 'Are you Dumber than a Yoshi?' The question was "Who is Luigi's Brother?" Luigi said Mario to himself. The contestant, Peach, said Mario. The host, Bowser, then asked Yoshi. Yoshi replied "The dumb idiotic son of a egg, Mario." Bowser pushed the button and lights flashed around Yoshi. Bowser then yelled out "Peach is dumber then a Yoshi!" Peach got insulted and started to sulk. Bowser said "I'll still give you a prize since your being a sore loser." "Really?" cried out Peach in happiness. Bowser nodded and then pulled a lever. The floor dissapeared and Peach fell through it. "MUAH HUA HUA" chanted Bowser.

Should Luigi:
A. Do nothing.
B. Laugh at Peach.
C. Yell at Mario to come.

[MALAK]

B lol.

[The Chaos Heart]

B.

[Vid Inferno]

I vote for B.

[Sho Minamimoto]

((B wins. That was short and easy.))

Luigi started laughing. He laughed so hard that he made the sofa start to rock. He fell off and pissed his pants. After 5 minutes, he remembered that he had taped the episode. He sat up, went to the recorder and pushed stop. He then re-winded and pressed play. Mario finished and came and showed Luigi his... cake... (If you can call it a cake.) Luigi pushed pause when Peach fell down and ran to the front of the TV and watched on his knees. Mario dropped the 'cake' and went and watched too. While Peach was falling, her... melons... were showing. Mario and Luigi both said at the same time "OMG Her melons are bigger then they look in the dress!" After 5 minutes of staring, Mario snapped out of it and realized that he had to go save Peach. He went to bowser's castle and stepped in. "Hello Mario, want Peach back? You can have her." Mario questioned if it was a trap. Bowser then facepalmed. "I forgot to place a trap..." Mario jumped up near Peach, but then fell through a hole. He heard Bowser yell "That's what you get for falling for a double trap!" He landed in the sewers. Dimentio was busy roaming around.

What should Mario do:
A. Do a crazy dance.
B. Battle Dimentio.
C. ALL HAIL DIMENTIO. ALL HAIL DIMENTIO.

[MALAK]

A lol.

[The Chaos Heart]

C.

[Rusty Shackleford]

B LOLZ

[Celeste Dimentia]

Bah. I vote C!

[SarahP12]

C.

[Sho Minamimoto]

Mario went up to Dimentio and jumped on him. He started chanting "HAIL DIMENTIO HUG HIM HAIL DIMENTIO HUG HIM" Dimentio looked at Mario and went "The hero? If I kill him..." Dimentio started a battle against Mario.

DIMENTIO:
HP: 15/15
FP: 5/5

Vs.

MARIO:
HP: 15/15
FP: 5/5

Dimentio used Mini Void on Mario. 5 Damage!
Mario used Jump on Dimentio. 3 Damage!

DIMENTIO:
HP: 12/15
FP: 4/5

MARIO:
HP: 10/15
FP: 5/5

Dimentio used Mini Void on Mario. 4 Damage!
Mario used Mini Fireball on Dimentio. 4 Damage!

DIMENTIO:
HP: 8/15
FP: 3/5

MARIO:
HP: 6/15
FP: 4/5

Dimentio used Mini Void on Mario. 5 Damage!
Mario used Mini Fireball on Dimentio. 5 Damage!

DIMENTIO:
HP: 3/15 [WARNING]
FP: 2/5

MARIO:
HP: 1/15 [CRITICAL!]
FP: 3/5

Dimentio used Kick on Mario. 2 Damage!
Mario was defeated.

Mario yelled out in pain. "I'm sick of losing battles! I'm sick of being fooled! I'm sick of being the Hero! The villians are always the stronger. This time, I shall be the villian! I shall steal the 7 pens of the writers and then I will get to create the story! I already know where the first pen is." Mario hoped into a portal.

What should Dimentio do:
A. Follow Mario
B. Get some members
C. Go buy lots of shroomshakes and throw them over the Mushroom Palace.

[Super SlimeKnight]

A.

[Legendary Mashine]

C.

[bobzearth42]

B.

[Cherrim]

C lol.