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[Almaz]

I decided to read through the Brawl forum and saw my old topic, "The Stupidest SSE Summary Ever". I have to say, I laughed out loud. I also remember doing a MOTHER 3 one at one point. So, I've decided to just make new ones for fun, hoping to bring joy and smiles to everyone around. So...yeah, hope you enjoy.

Metal Gear Solid 2

Rated M for Excessive Vamp and Stillman

Snake: Woah...itsa river...
Boat: TOOT! TOOT!
Snake: *land*
Stealth Camo: *diez*
Snake: lol screw u
Otacon: YOU KILLED MY FRIEND!
Snake: See above.
Otacon: Don't kill anyone
Snake: Screw that, I want a shotgun!
Russians: All your tanker are belong to us.
Marines: *stupid*
Snake: Infiltrate...the enemy fortress...random tanker. Destroy...the final weapon...Metal Gear.
Otacon: Remember, washing your underwear will bring you good luck!
Mei Ling: U suck, lololololol
Otacon: ;~;
Infarred Sensors: Can't touch me, dunnunnunnun.
Control Pannel: *asplodes*
Infarred Sensors: OSHI- *ben'd*
Snake: lol
Olga: WE WILL FIGHT AS ONE! EVEN THOUGH I AM ALONE!
Surgei: No u
Olga: Dammeet!
Snake: FREEZE!
Olga: No u
Snake: Your pits...they're nearly as many as my facial hair...
Olga: CONFLICT AND VICTORY WERE MY PARENTS!
Snake: ur parents suck.
Olga: *tranq'd*
Snake: Heh...ooh yes...*camera tiem*
Otacon: Snake! ...make sure to get duplicates, just in case.
Snake: 'K
Later...
Three Infarred Sensors: WE SET U UP DA BOMB!
Stillman: Use da cool-ass spray.
Snake: No u.
Control Pannels: *diez*
Three Infarred Sensors: WE SUCK *disappear*
Snake: Long hallway...
Soldiers: ASSIMILATE! AAASSSSSIIIIMMMMMMMMIIIIILLLLLAAAATTTTEEE!!!
Snake: I have facial hair.
Soldiers: *diez*
Snake: Wimps.
Ocelot: Imma bitch-slappin', revolver twirlin' God, mutha*crag*ers
Soldier: HOLY *head asplode*
Marines: WE ARE STATUES AND ARE AWESOME LIKE THAT!
Snake: No u.
Scott Dolph: We will lead the world into a bright new future with Metal Gear RAY!
Stillman: Hell nah, that's a stupid-ass name.
Snake: *clicky clicky*
Otacon: Any Codec moments?
Snake: Shut up, or I won't bang you tonight.
Otacon: Meh, I've had better...
Snake: With ur mom, lolololololol
Otacon: ...true. >_>
Ocelot: Ur speech sucks
Marines: GASP!
Scott Dolph: INTRUDER TO TEH LEFT!
Sergei: *hostage tiem*
Scott Dolph: INTRUDER TO TEH RIGHT!
Ocelot: Tanker goez boom nao.
Sergei: wha *shot*
Dolph: *shot*
Marines: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Ocelot: LAUGHTER!
Snake: KITTY!
Ocelot: Hello...brother!
Snake: NOT KITTY!
Liquid: Prepare to sink to the bottom of the ocean!
Snake: Screw that, I has your body!
Liquid: ...dammit.
Snake: Hot, though.
Liquid: DON'T YOU KNOW IT! You're not so bad yourself!
Snake: No kidding!
*Tanker chapter asplodes*

Col. Campbell: Blah blah, yadda yadda
Raiden: I'm to sexy for my mask
Rose: Jack, you're great. Know wut tomorrow iz?
Raiden: STFU!
Node: It's electric! Boogie oogie oogie!
Raiden: GAAAHHHH!!!
Guards: Huh? Oh, just a bird...OMG, LOOK! IT'S A NAIL!
Raiden: >_>
Colonel: Find teh prez.
Raiden: No u
Colonel: Ben, the Omnitrix is not a toy. Use it wisely before I go all plumba on yo ass.
Raiden: ;~;
Alpha Zero: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Vamp: Boo
AZ: *diez*
Vamp: Don't be scared little girl...
Raiden: I'm a man
Vamp: Hmmmm...I beg to differ...
Raiden: Wut?
Vamp: I wonder how you will taste. Come here, little girl, I have candy and dresses.
Raiden: DRESSES!
Pliskin: Imma Snake! GET DOWN AND HAIL ME!
Vamp: No u
Pliskin: *slightly injured*
Vamp: Crap. *runs*
Raiden: U okay?
Pliskin: I am now, babeh. ;D
Raiden: Imma guy.
Pliskin: U suck. Smoke and get a deeper voice.
Raiden: No u.
SEALS: WE CAN'T KILL THIS THING!
Fortune: Imma woman!
SEALS: HOW DO WE MISS THOSE TWO HUGE MELLONS?!
Fortune: Imma make you extra crispy.
SEALS: Sure. *fry'd*
Prez Johnson: Unggg....
Vamp: C'mere you...
Fortune: Not in front of the children, Vamp!
Vamp: Fine...
Colonel: Kickass voice coming up
Raiden: Imma go in ladies room
Pliskin: I totally support that
Rose: HOW COULD YOU?!
Raiden: Shaddup, bish!
Rose: 'k
Stillman: WELL, IT'S ABOUT MUTHA*crag*IN' TIME!
Raiden: Ur just a minor character, lol.
Stillman: DUN GIMME NUNNA YO LIP, BOI!
Raiden: Yessir.
Pliskin: Kid, this is THE black guy.
Raiden: Whatya mean?
Stillman: Ya use da *crag*in' Cool-aunt spray ta *crag* up da bombs. Fatass sets up da bombs, use the cool-aunt spray on da bombs.
Raiden: Oh...
Stillman: GET TO IT *crag*er! YA GOT DA SECURITY CARD! NOW SHUDDOWN DA BOMBZ!
Pliskin: I'll go off to a completely unrelated location. Kid, I'll leave you around the more heavily-guarded and maximumly-secured areas with your pathetic SOCOM and tranq, while I go to the barely-guarded area with my freakin' Stinger, spiner, and AK. Got it?
Raiden: WTF? @.@
Pliskin: Countin' on you. Semper fi.
Stillman: DAMN! That's one screwed-up mutha*crag*er! He's da imposta!
Raiden: Huh...
Cool-ass spray: *shuts down da bombs*
Stillman: Shit goin' don in da Strut 2 hood. Imma *crag* it up down there, yalls.
Raiden: 'K
Pliskin: Take your time
Cool-ass spray: *finishes last bomb*
Pliskin: Closing in on the final target.
Stillman: AW HELLS NAW! IT'S A *crag*IN' MICROWAVE! PLISKIN, GET YO ASS AWAY FROM DAT BOMB NAO!
Pliskin: No u, lololololol.
Stillman: DAMN YOU MUTHA...
Colonel: Get to Strut A's bottom while ignoring the black man's ranting.
Raiden: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
Colonel: It's alright, it's just a game...
Raiden: Understood.
Cool-ass Spray: *saves the mutha*crag*in' day*
Stillman: DAMN YOU SUNABISHES ALL TA HELL...GAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! *death*
Pliskin: Yet another life claimed...for Philanthropy.
Raiden: You're so contradictory.
Pliskin: You're mom's got a dick playing Contra.
Raiden: What?!
Pliskin: STFU!
Fortune: KILL ME!
Raiden: STFU EMO BISH!
Vamp: Oooh...the nice young lady returns...
Raiden: HEADSHOT ATTACK!
Vamp: *headshot*
Fortune: Too...emo...to...do...anything!
Raiden: *escape*
Vamp: Is alright. I cannot die twice.
Fortune: You sexy little devil...
Raiden: Imma in ur heliport, coolin' ur bombs!
Fatman: Aww nah, now I don't got nothin' ta party with! YOU! PARTY WITH ME! A nice chick like ya will have fun with a mastermind such as myself.
Raiden: Imma guy.
Fatman: STOP HIDING YOUR TRUE COLORS! BOMB PARTY!
Stillman's Ghost: Use the mutha*crag*in' Cool-aunt spray, Raiden! Just like I showed ya in the closet!
Cool-ass Spray: *wins*
Fatman: Aww nah, ya ruined my suit. *head aslpode*
Stillman: Ya dumbshit! Go jump of the shell ya *crag*
Raiden: Where's the final bomb
Cool-Ass Spray: *lives up to namesake*
Raiden: ...ew...
Fatman's Ghost: C'mon...
Raiden: ...double ew...
Ninja: Then a NINJA CAME!
Raiden: U Mr. X?
Ninja: I'm whatever ya want me to be, babeh. ;D
Raiden: I'm a GUY.
Ninja: I know.
Raiden: O_o
Ninja: You really suck at this mission. Here are some clothes to make you look cooler.
Raiden: ...how will a thong help me in combat?
Ninja: Oh, sorry, that's the 1964 issue. Here's some of the enemy's clothes.
Raiden: These clothes smell like shame.
Ninja: Get a good gun. Pass a retinal scan. Find Ames. Goodbye. Here's a useless cell phone so I can run up your bill.
Raiden: *crag*
Rose: Jack, you're great! Know what day it is tomorrow?
Raiden: STFU!
Rose: I love you!
Guard: HELLO FRIEND! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE RETINALLY SCANNED?!
Raiden: No u.
Guard: 'k *opens the hostage doors*
Raiden: ...dumbshit.
Guard: Love u too!
Raiden: WHO IN HERE IS RICHARD AMES?!
Another Guard: That guy. Go ahead and free him if you want.
Raiden: Why?
Another Guard: I just took fifty Daizepam, I have ten seconds to live. Oops, make that now *dies*
Raiden: -_-
Ames: Who are the Patriots?
Raiden: What?
Ames: I am the Patriots!
Raiden: ...huh?
Ames: THERE'S OCELOT AND SOLID SNAKE! LISTEN TO THEM!
Raiden: How?
Stillman: Use da cool-aunt spray!
Raiden: No u.
Johnny Sasaki: OOOHHHHH!!! I'M ABOUT TO DROP 100 GRAND! OOH, LOOKS LIKE THIS COULD BEAT GRANDPA'S RECORD! GAH!
"Solid Snake": I'm kickass in my cape, make sure the Prez does the nukin right.
Ocelot: Yeah.
Olga: I'll kill you two.
"Snake": You hold very little sex appeal. I can waste you at any time, but have decided not to. Goodbye.
Ocelot: I'm going to see how many Daizepam that guard can take.
Ames: HURRY! HIDE YOURSELF!
Ocelot: Too late.
Ames: (Time for plan B) OH GOD, HEART ATTACK! *dies*
Ocelot: Hello there little girl, would you like to see my lasso of fun?
Raiden: O_o
Ocelot: KILL HIM!
Ninja: Can't let you do that, Star Villan!
Ocelot: But...you died!
Ninja: No, you just didn't kill me good enough
Liquid: YOU SUCK YOU LOAD OF BOLLOCKS!
Ninja: Escape
Raiden: *escapes*
Tons of Infarred Beams: REVENGE!
Control Pannels: *explode*
Cypher: ...awesome.
ToIB: NOOOOOOO!!!*diez*
"Snake": I AM SOLID SNAKE!
Pliskin: NO I AM!
Solidus: STFU BRO!
Raiden: WHAT?!
Solidus: Hello little girl, I am the ultimate form of...
Raiden: ...does EVERYONE on Dead Cell want to bang me?
Fortune: Yes.
Raiden: @.@
Vamp: I will penetrate the enemy with the jet.
Snake: RAIDEN! USE THE STINGER MISSILE LAUNCHER I FOUND!
Raiden: 'k
Soludis: BITCH GOT MY EYE!
Vamp: I will run on water to prove my attractiveness to her.
Raiden: ...you guys suck.
Metal Gear STILLMAN: RRRAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRR!!!
Stillman: Now THAT is a bitchin' name.
RAY: *nametag falls off*
Stillman: aww..nah, that isn't even HELLA good!
Snake: Big weapon. U rescue prez, I take credit.
Raiden: Roger.
Otacon: Say...do you, by any chance, have a boyfriend?
Raiden: ...I'll keep you in mind.
Everyone else: *glare*
Raiden: *infiltrates the enemy fortress*
Nikita: USE ME!
Raiden: 'k
President: MISSILE COMING TOWARD ME! RUN IN FRONT OF IT! *diez*
Raiden: ...shit, I killed the president.
FISSION MAILED
Continue
President: MISSILE COMING TOWARD ME! RUN IN...
Nikita: PERFECT DODGE
President: Dammit.
Raiden: O hai.
President: A/S/L?
Raiden: Hot enough/M...
President: You're a moodkiller...CROTCH GRAB!
Raiden: GAH *instant KO*
President: *hides info on the boy*
Ocelot: *kills Prez* Mah bish.
Prez: Dammeet.
Raiden: *wakes up* OMG, I KILLED THE PRESIDENT! AWESOME!
Ocelot: You'll never stop Arsenal Gear.
Raiden: What?
Ocelot: I've said too much! *runs*
Raiden: Dammit.
Otacon: Please save my sister. She has a virus thing that will end this game.
Raiden: Yayz.
Stillman's Corpse: IMMA EET CHU! RRRAAAWWWRRRR!!!
Raiden: ...no.
Stillman: Aw HELLS naw, you did NOT just do what I think you just did!
Raiden: STFU.
Stillman: Raiden...is...the...man? NAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Vamp: Hello little girl. Me and my thousands of tiny spearheads are ready to penetrate.
Raiden: >_>
Vamp: I will now stop you from moving while I cut your head off.
Raiden: Crap.
Stillman: USE THE COOL-AUNT SPRAY!
Cool-ass Spray: *saves the day again*
Vamp: OOHHH!!! It's an overflow of pleasure! *falls to death*
Raiden: ...what IS that stuff, anyway.
Stillman: Find out and I'll cap yo ass, bish.
Raiden: T-t-that's alright...
Emma: EEP!
Raiden: lol, ur pants are wet.
Emma: So are yours
Raiden: ...well played, worthy opponent.
Emma: U gunna kill me?
Raiden: No, I'm actually going to make you swim underwater.
Emma: NO! WATER IS THE DEVIL! Ma mama always say wata is the devil! Also boys, Ben Franklin, and feeding tubes.
Raiden: ...right...*coolant spray attack*
Emma: *Happily KO'd*
Raiden: Alright...*swim time*
Colonel: Raiden, what the hell happen?
Raiden: We've managed to avoid drowning!
Emma: U-uuunnnn? B-b-big brother?
Colonel: Great...two idiots for the price of one.
Raiden: Alright, ur gunna have to walk on this tight path covered by guards while I stay here with a Spniper Rifle where it's safe.
Emma: k
Snake: *actually covers by exploding everything with facial hair*
Johnny: OMG! HOT BABE! GET AWAY! I'M CLEEEEAAAANNNNN!
Emma: What?
Johnny: GAH! MY STOMACH! OH NO, NOT AGAIN! *runs*
Emma: *crag*
Vamp: Hello there, small boy.
Emma: WTF?!
Raiden: HEADSHOT!
Vamp: GAH! IT IS HEAVILY IMPLIED THAT I HAVE DIED AGAIN!
Emma: He got my...
Snake: Virginity? DAMN THAT MONSTER!
Emma: ...internals...
Snake: ...oh...never mind...
Otacon: SNAKE! SAVE HER!
Cool-ass Spray: *keeps her alive*
Emma: Imma install virus...
GW: Can't let you do that, Star Fox!
Snake: Damn!
Emma: B-b-big brother...*dies*
Otacon: ...well, there goes all hope of me getting a girl...*turns to Raiden*
Snake: Back off...
Ninja: ...he's ours.
Otacon & Raiden: O_o
Ninja: *KO*
Raiden: Uggghhh...*blackout*
Solidus: Hello Jack the Stripper!
Raiden: Where are my clothes?
Solidus: Hm...he is no longer a child...I have no need for him. Dispose of him, Olga.
Olga: Yes, I won't.
Solidus: Good enough.
Olga: Imma save you.
Raiden: Hooray!
Olga: *falcon pawnch*
Raiden: Oof...
Torture Table: *diez*
Raiden: HOORAY!
Arsenal Tengu: NAKED BUTT!
Raiden: STFU!
Arsenal Tengu: *suicide*
Raiden: O_o
Colonel: I need scissors! 61!
Raiden: 69
Colonel: *facemelt*
Snake: Amazing how you've found your own unique skill. Also, here's a sword.
Raiden: OOH! *hits Snake*
Snake: DAMMIT KID! *dies*
Raiden: O.O
Snake: *respawns* Don't EVER do that again!
Raiden: Yessir.
Tengu: Thou shaln't pass!
Snake: Facial Hair ownage.
Raiden: Sexy face ownage.
Tengu: Shit! *double diez*
Fortune: Snake, time to finish this.
Snake: ...have we met? If not, what's your number?
Fortune: STFU! NOW DIE!
Snake: ...oooohhh...coming on hard...
Metal Gear RAYS: DIE!
Solidus: Now you die, Jack.
Raiden: What do I do?
Stillman: AW DAMMIT, DOES A PIMP NEED TO SLAP A HOE?!
Raiden: Mayyyyyybe...can you give me a hint?
Stillman: *Coolant Spray ownage*
Solidus: Oh well...plenty more where those came from.
Stillman: Damn, kid, ur on your own. See ya in Hell!
Raiden: DAMMIT!
Olga: Imma save u! *diez*
Solidus: Jack, my slave, now you DIE!
Fortune: I got Snake.
Snake: She...pulled a razor on me.
Ocelot: Imma kill joo all!
Solidus: WHAT?!
Ocelot: Imma tripple-crossin', revolver-spinnin', bitch grabbin' God.
Solidus: BASTARD! EYEPATCH OWNAGE!
Raiden: FACE OWNAGE!
Fortune: MELLON OWNAGE!
Snake: FACIAL HAIR OWNAGE!
Liquid: With your powers combined, I AM LIQUID OCELOT!
All: ...oh Shit.
Fortune: *conveniently diez*
All: Hooray!
Liquid: Surf's up!
Snake: Kowabunga!
Solidus: GAH!
Raiden: GAH!
Solidus: We're on Federal Hall. Imma Good guy.
Colonel: I'm an alien bad guy. Destroy Solidus.
Solidus: DIE FELLOW GOOD GUY!
Raiden: ...shut the *crag* up, foo! You dun know SHIT!
Cool-ass Spray: *saves the day again*
Stillman: So that sunnova...he finally gets it...
Solidus: *diez*
Vamp: CAMEO POWER!
Snake: Our choices form our future. Our legacy is what we choose to write it as. Our genes may not convey everything, but our history...that's our choice how we write it.
Rose: Imma pregnant.
Raiden: Screw you, imma get drunk.
Stillman: DAMN, this is a HELLUVA sucky ending. I mean, that wasn't even HALF good! Ice the mutha*crag*a who wrote this!
END

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Alright, a bit...different, out there, insane...hope it at least made someone laugh a bit.

[LudwigVonKoopa]

I got 6 lines in.

I'M LOVING IT ALREADY, AND THE GOOD PART IS PROBABLY GONNA BE READ BY ME IN THE MORNING! XD

[Spell Seal]

[Almaz]

A simple bio on Otacon is all it takes to fix that...

...thanks, you guys. I really hoped that this kind of low-brow comedy would bring a few smiles.

[Strong Bad]

Oh my god, my ribs hurt from laughing too hard.

[Almaz]

Ummmm...does anyone have suggestions on what game I should mercilessly slaughter next? Because...I dunno right now.

[Strong Bad]

Hm...Super Mario Galaxy or Sunshine? Maybe Super Paper Mario.

[Almaz]

Super Mario Sunshine! PERFECT!

Super Mario Sunshine

Plane: Wait, Peach is too cheap to give her people cars, and yet SHE HAS HER OWN FREAKIN' PLANE?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS BISH?!
Toadsworth: Hi Mario!
Mario: SHUT UP IMMA TRYIN' TO IMAGINE PEACH NAKED!
Toadsworth: Yes...that's nice...ooohhhh...
Mario & Peach: O_o
Toadsworth: Yes, Yoshi's Tropical Island...no Baby Bowser, don't stop!
Mario & Peach: So many questions...
Pianta: MY VOICE IS VERY HIGH AND ANNOYING!
Mario: u suck!
Pianta: YOU'RE FAT!
Mario: YOU'RE FATTER!
Pianta: No, I'm phat!
Peach: OOH! YOU GOT BURNED!
Mario: ;~;
Shadow Mario: Imma jumpin'
Peach: asdfghjk
Mario: He...he called me...fat...;~;
Toadsworth: Ooooh my...the Mecha-koopas really...oh YES! MORE! MORE! MORE!
Peach: ...really, is Bowser so bad?
Goop Puddle: Imma eet chu!
Peach: OH CRAP!
Toad: What's this icky paint-like goop?
Other Toad: It's moving!
Toadsworth: Princess! It looks like what I cleaned up from your...
Mario: ...I thought that-a was spaghetti sauce! ;~;
Toadsworth: PRINCESS! I'M CONCERNED ABOUT THE MARIO!
Peach: What?
Toadsworth: SWIM INTO THE OCEAN RECKLESSLY WHERE SHARKS ARE MOST LIKELY TO BE LOCATED WHILE WE STAY SAFE HERE IN THE PLANE!
Peach: *whacks Toadsworth*
Toadsworth: Oooh Princess Daisy...*KO'd*
Peach: O_o
Mario: huh? What's-a this?
Stillman: It's da *crag*in' Cool-aunt spray, BITCH!
Cool-ass Spray: *is too cool for this game*
Stillman: OOH! DOUBLE BURN, *crag*ER!
Mario: ;~;
F.L.U.D.D.: Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?
Mario: ...stupid says what?
F.L.U.D.D.: Would you like a french fry?
Mario: >_>
F.L.U.D.D.: Would you like to know how to spew fluid from a small, tube-like area?
Mario: I can do that plenty good, thank you.
F.L.U.D.D.: Is that why you've never gotten lucky?
Mario: SHUT UP!
FLUDD: Just shut up, bitch.
Mario: k
Goop Piranha: IMMA EET CHU AGAIN!
Mario: No u
Goop Piranha: *noms self to death*
Shine Sprite: SHINY!
Mario: GAH, MY EYES!
Peach: Wimp...
Mario: THEY BURRRRRNNNN!!!
FLUDD: Get the damn Shine Sprite!
Mario: 'kay *grabs*
Pianta Policemen: We pwn u nao!
Mario: I defeat thousands of enemies, destroyed hundreds of tanks, and defeated a gigantic turtle-monster dozens of times. You think I'm going to be stopped by two fat guys with palm-tree heads.
Policemen: Jail has tacos.
Mario: I'M IN!
Peach: I WANT TACOS!
Pianta Policemen: No!
Peach: Awww...
Toadsworth: I want in on that action, Wendy!
Judge: GUILTY!
Mario: WHY?!
Phoenix Wright: OBJECTION!
Judge: OSHIT!
Phoenix Wright: he iddn't guilty cuz...
Jury: *gasps*
Phoenix Wright: THAT DRAWIN' SUCKZ, LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Jury: HOMYGOD!
Judge: NOT GUILTY!
Policemen: NO, HE'S GUILTY!
Judge: 'k, lolololololol
Mario: Mama*crag*er!
Judge: Yes, yes I am
Mario: O_o
Toadsworth: Sign me up for some of that. OW!
Peach: Toadsworth...not in front of children...
Policemen: WE'RE LETTIN' U GO, BUT NO TACOS!
Mario: ;~;
Policemen: U GET TACOS IF U CLEAN UP SHIT!
Mario: 'k
Pianta: AAH! I'M COVERED IN...
Mario: ...SHIT THAT'S A LOT!
Noki: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THERE'S A SHIT STORM COMIN'!
Shit Piranha: GAH!
Mario: u suck. MUSTACHE OWNAGE!
Shit Piranha: *diez*
Shadow Mario: NYAH! u suck. *kidnaps Peach*
Peach: What an exciting concept for this highly original game...
Mario: Imma save u
Shadow Mario: 'k
Peach: LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!
Mario: No...this is personal.
Peach: YOU JUST MET THE *crag*!
Mario: That makes it double...
Peach: LEAVE! I'M THE MUTHA*crag*IN' PRINCESS! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!
Mario: Meowth, that's right!
Peach: x.x
Mario: imma follow joo
Shadow Mario: 'k
Shit Balls: WE EET CHU!
Mario: Ur too fat!
Shit Balls: ...dammit!
Petey Piranha: IMMA KILL JOO ALL! RAWR!
Mario: Ur too fat!
Petey Piranha: HA! *sends Mario down*
Mario: O.O
Petey Piranha: Now imma...
Mario: I has water cannon.
Petey Piranha: ...screw you, I got a shotgun.
Mario: x.x
Luigi: *kills Petey* I was never here!
Mario: Wha?
Luigi: *disappears*
Mario: SANTA! AHAHAHA!
Petey: IMMA NOT DED YET!
Mario: I has pigs!
Petey: SHIT!
Mario: 'k
Petey: >_>
Mario: Save me FLUDD!
FLUDD: Downloading porn, ask later...
Petey: ...AND I CAN'T SEE IT! NO EYES! *asplodes*
Mario: ...wha?
Shadow Mario: Imma run from u!
Mario: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Shadow Mario: *falls in river* CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!
Mario: MARIO'S THE SUPERSTAR!
Tar Piranha: Imma guard this harbor!
Mario: ...u suck.
Tar Piranha: *diez of lung cancer*
Mario: Yippie!
Tar Piranha: *respawns*
Mario: Not Yippie!
Tar Piranha: YOU'RE GOING TO HELL WITH ME!
Mario: That's wut she said!
Tar Piranha: *asplodes*
Mario: Woohoo!
Tentacle: *is tempting*
Mario: Hmmm...
FLUDD: Oh for the love of...
Gooper Blooper: GAH! NOT LIKE THAT! TOO HARD! *bleh*
Mario: ...dude, u suck at this.
Gooper Blooper: GWARLARWAH!
Mario: *is Mario*
Gooper Blooper: *diez*
Mario: WOOHOO!
Pianta: SURF BLOOPERS OR U DIE!
Mario: Isn't that a little...dark for a Mario game?
Pianta: ALSO IF YOU *crag* UP OR DON'T DO IT FAST ENOUGH U ALSO DIE!
Mario: ...alright, that's just *crag*ed up right there.
Pianta: I'LL KILL A PUPPY IF U DON'T!
Mario: ...fine.
Sonic: You're too slow!
Mario: Dammit!
Sonic: You're too slow!
Mario: ARG! I HATE THESE *crag*ING BLOOPERS!
Minimoto: You're so zetta slow!
Pianta: Actually, he finished it time.
Mario: Ur so zetta stupid, lololololol.
FLUDD: Say that again and I eat your head.
Mario: o.o
Gooper Blooper: I RETURN!
Mario: UR GAY!
Gooper Blooper: I'VE COME TO TERMS WITH THAT!
Mario: ...crap-a.
Gooper Blooper: DIE!
Mario: No u
Gooper Blooper: 'k *diez*
Mario: >.>
Shadow Mario: NYEHEHEHEHE...WOAH! *falls into the ocean* I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME!
Mario: u suck.
Goop Piranha: REVENGE!
Mario: Wait...where'd the lighthouse go?
Goop Piranha: Oh cra *asplodes by rocket ship lighthouse*
Mario: 'k
Wiggler: zzzzzz
Mario: *wakes up*
Wiggler: U DARE BRING LIGHT INTO MY LAIR?! YOU MUST DAI!
Mario: Or?
Wiggler: *lightning*
Mario: HO-LY SHIT!
Wiggler: GWAAAAHHH!!!
Mario: AAAAAHHHH!!!
Wiggler: *falls over and dies*
Mario: >.>
Sand Bird: MAGICAL SAND BIRD TEIM!
Mario: No.
FLUDD: No.
Sand Bird: U SUCK!
El Pianissimo: HOLA ME COMPADRES!
Mario: Oh no, it's the racing character.
Pianissimo: Actually, I just wanted to cut your grass for five dolla. Akay?
Mario: That works
Shadow Mario: *do I have to say it*
Mario: WATER IS YOUR WEAKNESS IN AN ISLAND?!
Shadow Mario: SHUT UP, IT SOUNDED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME!
Mario: Like experimenting with that Electrokoopa.
Shadow Mario: YOU KNOW TOO MUCH!
Mario: O_o
Shadow Mario: Imma kidnap ur Princess!
Peach: OHMYGOD! HIS RIDE IS SO TACKY!
Mario: I'll pimp it up, Princess!
Shadow Mario: SHADDUP! The deck's fly, son! *escapes*
Mario: Mama*crag*er!
Pianta: I HAS CANNON!
Mario: And...?
Pianta: I dunno, lol
Mario: *fires out of cannon* WHY DID I DO THAT WHEN THERE'S A BOAT?!
FLUDD: Cannons are a necessary part of your balanced 3D breakfast
Mario: Oh yeah...
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...alright, I'm not quite as inspired as last time. I'll do more when I feel like it.

[Die4Less]

*Keels Over Unconscious From Laughing Too Much*