Medikoopa
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Joined: 08 Sep 2007
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 Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 8:46 am
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Written based off of a prompt from another forum I go to. The prompt was cooking, and since it was a Sonic-fanforum, it logically goes that it would be set in the Sonic world.
Might make another short-fanfic based off of the same prompt, but for the Mario world.
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One would have to wonder what sort of person would work for the diabolical Dr. Eggman. No one would. So who was his chef? Surely not himself, as he prefered to regulate most tasks to his robotic creations. He was so lazy, that he hardly ever walked, when the need arose. He prefered to use one of his hovercrafts and platforms or robotic walkers.
Logic states that since he relies so heavily on machines, he has a machine prepare his meals. Unfortunately for him, his robo-chef was in need of repairs, as it kept adding high amounts of salt to his meals.
The fat man grumbled as he attempted to manuever around the kitchen. It had the perfect space for his much more slender robot chef to walk around in, but he was too obese to even reach the cupboard! If the Hedgehog could see him now, he would be laughing till he was gasping for breath (either because of too much laughing or because Eggman grabbed him by the throat and throttled him).
Because he could not reach the cupboard (and thus the soup-cans), Dr. Eggman attempted to grasp the refridgerator's handle. Success! He managed to open the door. Couldn't grab any of the pre-prepared food, so he picked up a couple eggs and a loaf of white bread. The enormous scientist would have to settle for an egg sandwich.
One would only wonder which would burn first: his food or his hand. |
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