digibutter.nerr

[puppypaint]

We shall write a very brilliant story together. It shall be crazy, but clean. That means that I must lay down some rules:

follow the rules of the butts (digibutter), ESPECIALLY the inappropriate conduct rule
you cannot double-post
the minimum of your post is a sentence, the max. a paragraph, and please, no run-on sentences or really long paragraphs
write in third-person: you know the thoughts of all characters, and you are the narrator, we are all the narrator, you post the voices of all characters in dialogue
you may include yourselves or make up new characters
the antagonist and protagonist will ONLY be referred to as "the smelly man" and "the other guy" respectively
first poster gets to make the descriptions of the smelly man and other guy if they wish; if they do not want to, the second poster may, and so on, until the smelly man and other guy have their descriptions; you may also simply add little bits to the descriptions of the smelly man and other guy
make it as weird as you like

((I originally intended this to be a battle between the smelly man and other guy, though the fate of this story really lies in the hands of all of you.))


I think that's it. I shall start:

And the smelly man valiantly held out his fork, upon which a meatball had been speared, sauce oozing out of it. He lowered it threateningly to the other guy...