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[Goron Mask]

I'm going to make a Book of Tales for the rich peoples, it's mainly gonna be about money, money, hookers, money and of course money. And yes I'm doing this since I'm bored and because I secretly have a thing for writing random literature. >.> Oh feel free to write your own crap too.

THE BOOK OF THE RICH

TALE 1
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In a small village, somewhere in some place that was somewhere, there were 2 types of people...commoners and the not so commoners, The commoners enjoyed things that were irrelevant to everything while the not so commoners enjoyed having fancy tea parties, playing the piano drunk, and hookers. Eventually the not so commoners grew sick of the commoners communism and made something called "money". They used this...money to enslave all the commoners for the lulz and made them there personal slaves. This created a hierarchy between the two groups and the not so commoners became THE RICH and the regular commoners became THE POOR. As the years progressed THE RICH used there invention to take over the world and made Earth it's bitch.

[Shrowser]

yey we be so rich lawl

[Paper Luigi]

Woot.