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[King Harkinian]

Indiana Jones: Lost Ark.

The lost Ark appears and opens. Spirits fly out and attack everyone, like Pit's FS.

Sarah Palin: Pitbull with Lipstick.
Sarah turns into a pitbull and you can maul people to death.

[Super Tsuki]

Lucas: PK Love. HE DOSN'T LEARN STARSTORM DAMMIT.
Ness: Pk Jammin. HE DOESN'T LEARN STARSTORM EITHER. *shot for not using pop culter peoples*
Uhm...
Miley Cirus: Hanna Montana
She gets on stage dressed as hanna, and starts to sing in a deftly off tone voice, that is so terrible, that it cuases massive damage to everyone, and then the speakers blow up, killin miley, and everyone is happy. :D?

[Zelnor]

George W. Bush: Nucular Fuhshn Reactor.

He walks on stage, drops his cue cards, and starts talking. You select what he says with the control stick - the more inane statements you construct, the more MASSIVE DAAMAGE your opponents (And your reputation) take.

Dick Cheney: Halliburton Hell
He strikes the groung, making oil fountain up, which damages and ticks to opponents and gets him money to fund his health. May, in rare cases, leads to a heart stroke.

Terry Pratchett: Dungeon Dimensions.
Mr. Pratchett opens his mind, letting out all the pent-up awesomeness and characters. Nobody survives, aside from him.

[King Harkinian]

JK Rowling: Epic Imagination.
She lets out the power of imagination, which kills everone who isn't magical.

John McCain: My Friends.
John McCain sends his friends out to attack everyone.

Also, the George W. Bush one was pretty funny.

[Yoshi]

Reggie: Decide not to release MOTHER 3 in America
Result: Cases everyone to unleash their final smash on him, and only him all at once for the rest of the battle.

[Mr.mcTOAD]

BobMarly:SUMMON THREE LITTLE BIRDS~!

[Yoshi]

I'm surprised no one has said Dick Cheney's duck hunt yet.

[Zelnor]

Britney Spears (even though she appears to go through hard things, nobody is safe !): She shaves her hair off, throttles any male character with it, and whispers "Snake... make love to me, Snake... I want you... FOREVER !"


Enjoy that image in your nightmares.

[Weegee]

Miis: Dumb voice
The mii will talk in his/her crappy voice from MKWii and everyone else's ears will bleed and jump out of the stage.
Chris Crocker: Leave Britney Alone!
He would shout out the title of his famous video and cry. The shout will create tons of damage from each word.

[Zelnor]

Or, randomly, George instead given Angela Merker a backrub.

UPON WHICH GERMANY DECLARES WAR.

[Chocolate Kirby]

Hannah Montana: Death Song
She sings a really bad song of hers and it's as deadly as Mike Kirby.

....Kinda the same thing for the Jonas Brothers.

OSAMA: BIG *crag*' NUKE
Yeah, he blows up the whole entire stage with a big ass nuke.