"Well hello there little Guest, Now don't be shy. Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy. Don't be frightened by the look in my eye. I'm just your average evil undead fruit from outta the sky.
Well, I'm just a little shy and scared in this place I'm just a fish outa water from outer space You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained... So why don't you be a pal...
And bring me some BRAINS!
Go down to your neighbor's place See the dull expression on his face you'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me He's not using his brain he's just watching TV!
Go down to Mr. McGee's He hasn't had a thought since '43. His brain is the portrait of atrophy. He ain't using it, why not give it to me?
BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie, I'll drink their brains 'til they're zombified. Sure they might think it's deranged But they won't give it a thought Once I've eaten their brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay. It's not a matter if it isn't gray, And if at first they think it's strange, They won't think twice If they don't have a brain!
Go down to the Wonton shop, My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop I'll suck the noodle right out of their heads And half an hour later, I'm hungry again!
Creep into the donut shop Sneak in tip-toe past the cop. Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea. And any other sweetbreads you happen to see.
BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie, I'll drink their brains 'til they're zombified. Sure they might think it's deranged But they won't give it a thought Once I've eaten their brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay. It's not a matter if it isn't gray, And if at first they think it's strange, They won't think twice If they don't have a brain!
Brains, Brains, I love em, I need um... My tummy jumps for joy when I eat um. Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones, They're so delectable, especially the small ones. No time to cook em in a skillet. My belly's rumblin', I got a need to fill it. I don't fry em, the heat will only shrink em, I'll just grab my self a straw and drink em - RAW !
Now you've been swell to go around And bring me every single brain in town But with all these brains, I can't help but think That there isn't one left out there to drink.
Now, fess up boy, come on, Heck! Is there someone that you're trying to protect? Bring her down here to meet her end And I promise I'll be your bestest friend.
BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie, I'll drink her brains 'til she's zombified. Sure she might think it's deranged But she won't give it a thought Once I've eaten her brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay. It's not a matter if it isn't gray, And if at first she thinks it's strange, She won't think twice If she don't have a brain!
Errr... the YouTube video was 10x more weird than the actual rhymes you posted. For now, I'll scan it for grammatical mistakes, or plumbing errors.
Error list:
You spelled "Doughnut" wrong; you spelled it, "Donut," which is improper. In the line after the Doughnut mistake, it's, "sneak an' tiptoe past the cop," not "sneak in tiptoe past the cop." It's "Brains, Brains, I love 'em, I need 'em," Not "Brains, Brains, I love em, I need um."
Last edited by Joe the Plumber on Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:54 pm; edited 1 time in total
"That was an accident, foolish mortal. I plot world domination - do you think I have time to check your weak human lyrics, posted by your retarded brethren, for errors ? As for the tagging issue... Now that you have seen... SLAVES ! TAKE HIS BRAIN AND SERVE IT WITH A SPRING OF PARSLEY !"
