digibutter.nerr

[Flavio]

Okay, here's Flavio's RP! Flavio's put a lot of time into this, so the story lines VERY long, the first two paragraphs are just a parody of MAjora's mask, after Flavio's note, is the actual story line. If you're still to lazy to read the whole thing, then PM Flavio, and ask for a summary.


Legands tell, of a peacfull land, the land of Temina. Okay, mabye it wasn't THAT peacfull, okay Flavio's probebly drunk, it was NOT peacful at all. Some dumb ass kid stole a magic mask, and ends up going and raping/killing horses, and then bringing them back to life, raping them again, and selling them. Wait,there's somthing he did that Flavio's forgetting, OH YES! He tries to make the moon fall! Yeah, perfect plan, kid's a freaking genius!

However, some old playmate of his, from some magic hippie forest, ends up going to Termina, and getting his horse kidnapped, *cragged*, killed, revived, *cragged* again, and sold. But, this kid turns out to be some magic hero person, and he fights the genius kid, crap happens, and they remember they used to be friends, and they decide the're going to be friends again, though this "hero" turns out to be no more of a hero than Ozzy Osborn [5 coins to who ever gets this crappy joke], and he runs away. Despite this, peace returned to the land of Termina, though not for long.

*note* Flavio was to drunk to write the rest, so Flavio payed some one else to do it, so don't blame Flavio for the lack of ROMANCE! THRILLS! EMOTION! and MONEY! *end of note*

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The RP's story line:

Not long after Link left Termina, crap started to get out of hand again, it was late one night, in the Milk bar, Mayor Dotour was holding some random speach deal about what the he's going to do, and why he should continue to be Mayor.

" Mayor, what's the point of doing this in the bar?" asked one of the few people actually listening to the speach, and not getting drunk off of magic milk." It seems pointless, 'cause only people with special permission can enter the bar at night."

The mayor though hard, or at least it looked that way, he probebly just had a head ache from drinking to mutch. "Hmmm, well I didn't really want to do this. But, if I didn't then my wife would get awfully pissed," replied the mayor.

"Well, it seems all you're doing is getting drunk, shoudn't you actually be giving a speach?"

"Hmmm, well that would make *hic* mah wife happeh," said the drunken mayor " Very well, if you say so."

"You've been mistreated by those son of a *crag*es at the IRS for to long! I, Mayor Dotour, DECLARE WAR ON THE IRS, AND THERE TAXES!"

"Um, Mayor, isn't that a bad idea?" asked a non understanding man. " The IRS doesn't exist yet, so you get all the money from taxes."

"Hmmm, well that idea came to me in a dream" the mayor replied. "I was very drunk at the time, both in real life, and in the dream. Just ask teh lil' pink dude!"

Then, out of no where, poped up a tall green man, with a cameleon's head instead of a humans. " i hve teh majorz msk n i do teh bed stf0rz cuz franis dun ben meh su u r gunu hve stuf hepen 2 u cuz it sank!" yelled the man, who then ran out of the bar.

And from that day forward, Termina would probebly not be the same again, though the people refused to give up hope. They wrote some bull *crag* prophecy, in hopes that they could use it to defeat the evil that has taken over the land. Within that prophecy, it was writen, that heros would rise from no where and defeat the evil.

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RP rules, and crap like that.

To join this RP, you must fill out this sheet:

Name:
Age (of charecter):
If they have a weapon, and what it is:
Apearence:
OTher (if it's an original charecter, give it some background):

You can be any body, from any game. You can be some charecter you made up, you can be you on digibutter, you can pretty much be anybody, as long as it's not Mama Luigi, MAyor Dotour, the happy mask shop salesman, or some one already taken. Also, if they apear as a major NPC in the game, then don't choose to be them, unless you have Flaivo's permission.

Rules:

1. Of course, always follow the ToS
2. You must listen to what Flavio says.
3. God moding is NOT allowed.
4. Please use ROMANCE! THRILLS! EMOTION! and MONEY! in this RP.
5. If you have a complaint, suggestion, or somthing like that, feel free to pm Flavio, or post it.
6. Any one can join. Even if you hate a user, please be kind, and don't leave for that reason.
7. If you ARE leaving, please pm Flavio about that.
8. If Flavio kicks you out, please leave.

Flavio's charecter:

Name: Flaivo, Flavius, Peacock.
Age: Stalker, what's it matter what Flavio's age is?
If they have a weapon, and what it is: Uber god mode sword of ROMANCE! THRILLS! EMOTION! and MONEY!
Apearence: You all know.
OTher (if it's an original charecter, give it some background): Flavio's a half lemon. He can also god mode 'cause he made the RP. DEAL WITH IT!

[Tails Doll]

Name:Abigor
Age :18 (In demon years)
If they have a weapon, and what it is: Himself, or whatever Omega Tiger Woods would use as a weapon.
Apearence:
OTher (if it's an original charecter, give it some background): Abigor is a demon from Earth who liked to harass Toejam and Earl in the game Toejam and Earl 4 as the 7th boss. He calmed down.

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Abigor was seen not too far from the bar, spying the area with his goggles. "Hmm, interesting, Mama Luigi with a drunken mayor." He checked to see if anybody was spying on HIM, and then tiptoed over to a person, and then ate their soul.

[Flavio]

Flavio stood on top of the Milk bar, astonished at what he had seen, when he was DEFINETLY NOT SPYING, he watched in horror as the demon ate some random dude's soul. "HOLY CRAP! FLAVIO WASN'T SPYING ON YOU! Flavio was just, umm, stalking you?"

[Tails Doll]

Abigor looked at Flavio, then the man who he had control over, then Flavio, then the man, then a bunch of shocked people. "Oh fine, I'm busted!" He yelled. "Hey, this guy's soul tasted like prune juice, milk of magnesia, and laxatives combined!" A pained expression was on his face, which was changing into odd colors. You know what happens, and it was quite disgusting. The man, covered in a brown-green horrid smelling goo, walked away, with his soul back.

[Flavio]

"Hmm, what's a demon like you, doing in Clock Town?" Asked Flaivo." The last demon to arrive here was Majora, you aren't going to make the moon fall, are you? Flavio doesn't find any ROMANCE! THRILLS! EMOTION! or MONEY! in doing that."

[Tails Doll]

Abigor was laying in his own thick, slimy biohazard feces, and he got up. "Oh, I'm here to like, eat peoples souls, but so far, all it did was make me, ugh..." He groaned. "I might as well stop, becuase for some reason, these people's souls only make me...you know." He got up and wiped his poop off himself, which some scientists observed closely. "And whats with the ROMANCE! THRILLS! EMOTION! or MONEY! ?"

[Flavio]

"WHAT'S UP WITH THE ROMANCE! THRILLS! EMOTION! and MONEY!? EVERY THINGS UP WITH THAT! Flavio would sing a song about it, but Flavio's too lazy at the moment." Flavio said "Flavio has to go check if his room at the Stock Pot Inn is ready now," Though Flavio still had a curious look on his face. "What's going on in the bar?" asked Flavio.

[Tails Doll]

"How about we check!" Abigor led the way to the bar. He looked back. "Hey you nerds, my *crag* is my personal property!" A dog licked the foul goo and died instantly. "Serves you right!" He went into the bar and took a glass of milk a man was drinking out of his hands and drank the milk and ate the cup. "Well, I saw Toejam and Earl on the roof earlier."

[Flavio]

"Toejam and Earl?" asked Flavio. " So, that's there names, son of a *crag*s stole Flavio's wallet, when Flavio was spying on you!"

[Tails Doll]

"In know, they're so suave! Then all of a sudden, a massive, green reptile came over in a massive rage. He was only wearing a ripped shirt and a pair of broken glasses, and he came smashing over to the bar. At closer view, he was a chameleon. He then tried to shoot blue hand lasers at the two Funkmasters Toejam and Earl, but instead, hit the bar. "Oh god, Flavio, we need to run!" "NERRRRR!" shouted a nerdy voice from outside.

[Flavio]

"Holy crap! What is that thing?!?" Flavio asked, as he ran like hell away from the vile beast. "It's almost as hot as Flurrie's melons!"

[Tails Doll]

Abigor jumped through a window. "That's Francis!" He's the nerd to end all nerds, and some say he is irresistible!" However, Abigor was caught by some scientest who wanted to observe his colon with a colon camera. "Oh god, Flavio, HELP!"

[Flavio]

"Don't worry, Flavio will save you with his SATAN POWERS!" Yelled Flavio. "Err, Flavio meant ROMANCE! THRILLS! EMOTION! and MONEY! powers, but whatever." Suddnely, the Flavio Rangers decednded from the sky, and got ready for battle. "GO GO FLAVIO RANGERS!"

[Tails Doll]

"...Wait, why am I letting these nerds observe my ass?"
Abigor threw the scientest about 600 meters away. "Well, umm, lets run some more, okay?" He led the escape "Oh, and why is my colon so important around here?"

[Flavio]

Flavio and Abigor continued there excape, however, out of no where, a voice was heard, continuasly saying pointless things such as 'franis ben meh' or 'it sank it sank it sank' Suddenly, a boat 'sank' from the sky, nearly hitting Flavio. "What the hell was tha-" though Flavio was inturupted.

"Nerr!"