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Magmma Gengar Burning Vampire
Joined: 27 Aug 2007 Posts: 2073
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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:48 pm
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Today, I was vacuuming the floor for the holidays, and the vacuum malfunctions, and the bag catches on fire.
At least 5 pounds of fur, hair, and lint go up in flames.
Imagine the worst thing you've ever smelled, now multiply that by about 50.
I had to open all the doors, spray lysol everywhere, and leave the house in 3 degrees F weather. for about a half hour.
In a T-shirt.
I finally gave up, ran to the basement, and put my face in a bag of jellybeans to hide the smell.
Either that, or barf today's tacos all over our new floor.
It was most definitely an... Interesting day.
Kekekekeke... |
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Super Tippi Kiki the Random

Joined: 30 Oct 2008 Posts: 200
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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:00 pm
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The worst thing ive smelled x50? *barfs on floor* GROSS CONCEPT! Sorry about that! Try vacuuming up the smell with a new vacuum?  |
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Soul Reaper Yamada Hanataro Jailed Vampire Werewolf

Joined: 14 May 2007 Posts: 7547
HP: 31 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:48 pm
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febreeze? Try that. Also: My vacuum exploded a few years ago. Got dirt all over the place. |
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Piano Enthusiast Yoshifan
Joined: 09 Sep 2007 Posts: 1824
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Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 1:06 am
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That is one of the worst things I could ever imagine happening to my nose. Does yours even work anymore? |
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Crappiest Animator ever. Chaos-Stev-0
Joined: 17 Jun 2008 Posts: 5728
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Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 10:43 am
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I probably won't be able to smell it, seeing how my nose doesn't work. It would, however, make my head dizzy. Puking, probably no. Anyways, that fails to have to smell something so horrid. |
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Soul Reaper Yamada Hanataro Jailed Vampire Werewolf

Joined: 14 May 2007 Posts: 7547
HP: 31 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 12:32 pm
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does that mean you're...Micheal Jackson! |
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Chocolate Kirby Vampire
Joined: 14 Jul 2008 Posts: 719
HP: 100 MP: 10 Lives: 1
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Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 1:26 pm
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I always wondered if smelling something so bad could kill you. Probably not because if it was my worst smell x25 I would die! |
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Super Tippi Kiki the Random

Joined: 30 Oct 2008 Posts: 200
HP: 100 MP: 9 Lives: 0
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Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 1:28 pm
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Michael Jackson?
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