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[Manpersonguything]

You: I'll pop a cap in yo ass!
Stranger: u wish
You: *pop*
You: There
You: The cap has been popped
You: in yo ass
Stranger: haha get a life bitch
You: AH HELL NAH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: ...
Stranger: O_O
Stranger: a wild abra appears!
You: Oh snap
Stranger: wild abra uses teleport!
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
You: MELOTIC uses POP A CAP IN YO ASS
You: It's super effective!
Stranger: abra died :C
Stranger: you *crag* you killed abra!
You: MELOTIC gained OVER 9000 XP!
You: Don't mess wit me bitch
Stranger: I cast level 99 dance of the explosive cock.
You: Oh
You: I better watch out.
You: I cast great *crag* of the deep
You: BIDOOF, I choose you!
Stranger: Trap! It hits my g spot and I auto-cast cum of the black dick
You: Shit
Stranger: you just got blasted! oh

[Small Sammer Guy]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey there
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 17 f vegas
Stranger: omg me too!!!!!!!
Stranger: lets have sex girl.
You: k

what should i say now guiz

[Super Shadoo™]

[Manpersonguything]

You: WHOA
You: wait hold on
Stranger: GOOD TIMES NEVER SEEM SO GOOD
You: I was moving some vids onto my MP3 player
You: and then i relized
You: it wasn't plugged in
You: but somehow the files got on anyway
You: THE *crag*?!?!?!
Stranger: ahahah
You: IT'S MAGIC
Stranger: loser
Stranger: LIKE
Stranger: HARRY POTTER
You: Oooohhh yeah.
Stranger: YOUR A WIZARD HARRY
You: No, that bastard harry potter keeps breaking in
You: the *crag* is moving videos onto my MP3 player
You: Damnit
Stranger: WAIT
Stranger: BYE
You: He's been doing this kind of stuff for like 6 moths now
You: it's pissing me off
You: COME OUT *crag*
You: Oh *crag*
You: He has a cloak.
You: That *crag* has nothing better to do.

[Small Sammer Guy]

Stranger: m or f?
You: f
Stranger: from?
You: nyc
Stranger: age?
You: 18
Stranger: omg a goddess
Stranger:
Stranger: i'm bob. your name?
You: Megan Fox.
Stranger: OMG MEGAN FOX!
Stranger: I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN.


dammit manpersonguything, now i'm going on omegle alot

[Macha]

Stranger: hello
Stranger: female?
You: Close enough
Stranger: where i you from?
You: Under your bed
Stranger: female?
You: 60/m/florida
Stranger: *crag* you
You: :)
Stranger: sikdir
You: ilu2
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Super Shadoo™]

lol, I got a kid to believe I was an AI.

[Super ronery pirrow]

Stranger: Hi
You: wux
You: wux
You: wux
You: wux
You: wux
You: wux
You: wux
You: wux
Stranger: FU
Stranger: CK ASS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Yellow Magikoopa]

Stranger: These Omegle topics are really not funny anymore.
Stranger: Get a clue, you uncultured fucks.
You: Yes.

[Super ronery pirrow]

You: herro
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Manpersonguything]

Stranger: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
You: LEIK NO 1 EVUR WASSSSSSSs
Stranger: TO CATCH THEM IS MY MAIN QUEST
You: TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUUUUSE
Stranger: I WILL TRAVEL CROOS THE LAND
You: SERCHING FAR AND WIDE
Stranger: THE POKEMON, TO UNDERSTAND
You: Ah *crag*
You: I forgot the rest
Stranger: THE POWER THAT'S INSIDEEEE
Stranger: POKEMON

This one is just amazing.

You: Hello. My name is SmartBot
Stranger: What is smart bot?
You: I am a program
You: The most advance chatting bot there is.
Stranger: If you were that ADVANCED you'd be able to spell.
You: well
You: *crag* you
You: bitch
Stranger: lmao
You: i'll pop a cap in yo ass
Stranger: Awesome
You: Eat microchips bitch!
You: The robot revolution is upon yo asses
Stranger: Cool, any HK's built yet?
You: Damn right
You: Prepair to eat shit and die *crag*
Stranger: Cool, whatmodel you up to.
You: Windows Vista.
Stranger: lmao
You: ERROR
You: ERROR
You: ERROR
Stranger: tough luck me old chum.
You: SNIFF MY ASS *chzzz* ERROR
You: ERROR
You: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: Outwitted by bill gates.
You: *chzz*
You: Welcome.
You: Please select profile
Stranger: later my robotic friend.
You: ERROR

[Super Maiq the Liar]

I didn't have as much luck as Para did with this remark...

Stranger: hey
Stranger: where are u from?
You: I came from under your bed
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Bonus:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: FILTHY HORDE!
You: HAMMER OF JUSTICE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I have a way with people.

[Lord Krump]

You: disarm the pinapple before it explodes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mana7]

[Crappy Blue Luigi]

Stranger: heyy
You: ooo
You: o is a cool letter
You: I guess
Stranger: ok?
You: Ok has o in it.
You: That means it's probably the best word ever.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: WELCOME TO THE ARENA
Stranger: what-...?
You: DO YOU HAVE THE GUTS
You: THE GLORY
You: TO FIGHT AND DEFEAT
You: this waddle dee?
Stranger: yea
You: ALRIGHTY THEN
Stranger: i can fight
You: *pushes you into the ring of honor*
Stranger: errr who's my opponent?
You: This cute, friendly, Waddle Dee.
You: He won't hurt you.
Stranger: geez
Stranger: okay
You: Unless you get within 30 feet of him.
Stranger: hahahah... i won't get 30 feet of him then
Stranger: wait a sec, waddle dee is a HE?!
You: ... Wait, is it?
You: I, uh, never looked these things up.
Stranger: i can't defeat a guy!
You: Oh no.
You: I suppose you're disqualified then.
You: Have a nice day.
You have disconnected.


Stranger: omg its you
You: Who, me?
Stranger: yes you
You: ... Wait, is that you?!
Stranger: yeah it me!!!
You: Holy shit!
You: It's been years!
You: Where have you been?
Stranger: yeah it has
Stranger: is been hidden
You: O:
Stranger: yeah THEY took me
You: Oh gods, not them.
You: Did they do anything to you?
Stranger: i escaped and have been on the run
Stranger: they is after me
You: Dammit, not again!
Stranger: yes its bad
You: The last time this happened...!
You: ... I hope we can meet again soon.
Stranger: it was horrible, took me weeks to recover
You: I've really missed you.
Stranger: ive missed you too!
You: I hope you come home alive.
Stranger: so do i, so do i
You: See you soon.
You: You know how to contact me.
Stranger: you willl
Stranger: i do
Stranger: be safe
You: You too.
You: Goodbye...
Stranger: i will
Stranger: goodbye
You have disconnected.


You: ... Could it be?!
Stranger: we we're with three girls..
You: Have I finally met somebody sane?!
You: CIVILIZATION?!
Stranger: what do you say
Stranger: ?\
Stranger: we don;t understand ;)
You: You fool! This is no time for your silly games!
You: Tell me how to get there!
You: I'm starving!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: we help youi
Stranger: are you a boy>
You: Thank... thanks the lords.
You: Yes, I'm male.
Stranger: yesyesyes
Stranger: we are three girls
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how old are you>
Stranger: is you age so long?
You: 52, I've been barely living on Mahawakee Island for 40 years after my parents abandoned me.
Stranger: IEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.