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[Spiny]

As the title suggests, these are lyrics to the song in Revenge of the King's credits from KSSU, sung first by King Dedede, then by Bandana Dee. I thought this up after I found myself humming the song after afew playthroughs.
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Oh, why
must I seem
so destined to fail?

I fight with all my might, but to no avail.

Though I smashed him, though I bashed him, he gave me a licking.
Hear the crowd, cheer the name, of a "hero"~

"Kirby, oh Kirby, you really are the best.
Oh Kirby, oh Kirby, you come out on top of the rest."

What of me? What of me? the shunned king, Dedede?
Oh what of me? Oh what of me? The loser king, the failure king, the forlorned king, King Dedede~

It pains me
to see you
in misery.

But we, shall stay loyal, for eternity.

Though you use us, and abuse us, we will sing to the world.
Hear the troops, praise the name, of our king~

"De de. Dede de de. De de dededededede de de.
Dede de de. Dede de de. De de dededededede de de."

You're our king, you're our king, hear us all sing.
"You are our king, you are our king, the strongest king, the glorious king, The greatest king, King Dedede~"