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bobz
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Some three-year-old kid will shit is diaper and his mom will change it and some demon wil fly out of the kids anus and attack the world and so the mom has to drag the three-year-old to the monster and shove the monster up the kid's anus but the monster is too big to either get in or out so the three-year-old gets abducted by some scientist who enlarges his anus and then a group of people save the kid and go fight the monster and it ends up dying and it spreads some poison around the world and flying space monkeypirates come to suck the poison out of the world but is stopped by demon yoshifaces and they have an epic battle and random people and monsters from other FFs will appear and have an epic battle and the huge-ass Tonberry that does 20000+ damage in FFX-2 will come and own them all and it's the final boss and you die and the kid shoves the Tonberry up his ass and explodes THE END. 3:|════׀ |
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Hellza Ballza
Goron Mask
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| Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:21 pm
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Cool story brah |
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Parabuzzy Queen
Macha
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| Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:25 pm
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YOU FORGOT
THE TONBERRY IS SECRETLY YOUR BROTHERSISTERTHING |
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RaveRaze
Mana7
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| Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:26 pm
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He sacrifices him self for us, what a brave child  |
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bobz
bobzearth42
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| Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:26 pm
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| Perrault wrote: | YOU FORGOT
THE TONBERRY IS SECRETLY YOUR BROTHERSISTERTHING |
No it turns out that the Tonberry is your mother and so then the kid doesn't do any emotional shit because he's a *crag* three-year-old and he's too damn retarted to know just what the hell's going on. 3:|════׀ |
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Parabuzzy Queen
Macha
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| Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:29 pm
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| quieph wrote: | | Perrault wrote: | YOU FORGOT
THE TONBERRY IS SECRETLY YOUR BROTHERSISTERTHING |
No it turns out that the Tonberry is your mother and so then the kid doesn't do any emotional shit because he's a *crag* three-year-old and he's too damn retarted to know just what the hell's going on. 3:|════׀ |
...this works too |
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oar
Super Maiq the Liar
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| Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:08 am
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| Perrault wrote: | | quieph wrote: | | Perrault wrote: | YOU FORGOT
THE TONBERRY IS SECRETLY YOUR BROTHERSISTERTHING |
No it turns out that the Tonberry is your mother and so then the kid doesn't do any emotional shit because he's a *crag* three-year-old and he's too damn retarted to know just what the hell's going on. 3 ════׀ |
...this works too |
The Tonberry also needed to lose it's memory. <_< |
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CFH
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| Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:49 am
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AERIS DIES
ON A PORN SITE |
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