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OH GOD
Manpersonguything
Werewolf
Joined: 30 Jul 2007
Posts: 7249
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 Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 6:52 pm
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This is how getting a girlfriend works.
Pick two of these.
Smart
Pretty
Mentally stable
Working sexual glands
Won't drive you insane
Also, if you say, didn't pick smart, she is stupid. If you didn't pick Pretty, she's ugly. Anyway digibutter, make your choice! |
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RULE ONE OF FIGHT CLUB
Steve
Joined: 21 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 6:56 pm
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The first two because mental stability is for pussies. On second thought, picking "smart" and not going for mentally stable along with it is dangerous, so I'll just quit wasting my *crag* life on this shit and go outside and get a *crag* girlfriend? |
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OH GOD
Manpersonguything
Werewolf
Joined: 30 Jul 2007
Posts: 7249
HP: 100 MP: 8 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:00 pm
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| Steve wrote: | | The first two because mental stability is for pussies. On second thought, picking "smart" and not going for mentally stable along with it is dangerous, so I'll just quit wasting my *crag* life on this shit and go outside and get a *crag* girlfriend? |
Okay, but you will only find one with 2 of those traits |
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Negi-chama
Super Tsuki
Vampire
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 40464
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:18 pm
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| Manpersonguything wrote: | | Steve wrote: | | The first two because mental stability is for pussies. On second thought, picking "smart" and not going for mentally stable along with it is dangerous, so I'll just quit wasting my *crag* life on this shit and go outside and get a *crag* girlfriend? |
Okay, but you will only find one with 2 of those traits |
Liar. There are plenty girls with more than two. >:U |
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There's only one
Chin Fish
Vampire
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 21294
HP: 71 MP: 6 Lives: 2
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| Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:23 pm
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| Tsuki wrote: | | Manpersonguything wrote: | | Steve wrote: | | The first two because mental stability is for pussies. On second thought, picking "smart" and not going for mentally stable along with it is dangerous, so I'll just quit wasting my *crag* life on this shit and go outside and get a *crag* girlfriend? |
Okay, but you will only find one with 2 of those traits |
Liar. There are plenty girls with more than two. >:U |
Name one.
And provides nude photos, please. |
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Negi-chama
Super Tsuki
Vampire
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 40464
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:30 pm
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| Plastic Homeo wrote: | | Tsuki wrote: | | Manpersonguything wrote: | | Steve wrote: | | The first two because mental stability is for pussies. On second thought, picking "smart" and not going for mentally stable along with it is dangerous, so I'll just quit wasting my *crag* life on this shit and go outside and get a *crag* girlfriend? |
Okay, but you will only find one with 2 of those traits |
Liar. There are plenty girls with more than two. >:U |
Name one.
And provides nude photos, please. |
Warai is an example. And I'm not giving you nudies of her.
... not that I've seen those. |
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There's only one
Chin Fish
Vampire
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 21294
HP: 71 MP: 6 Lives: 2
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| Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:31 pm
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| Tsuki wrote: | | Plastic Homeo wrote: | | Tsuki wrote: | | Manpersonguything wrote: | | Steve wrote: | | The first two because mental stability is for pussies. On second thought, picking "smart" and not going for mentally stable along with it is dangerous, so I'll just quit wasting my *crag* life on this shit and go outside and get a *crag* girlfriend? |
Okay, but you will only find one with 2 of those traits |
Liar. There are plenty girls with more than two. >:U |
Name one.
And provides nude photos, please. |
Warai is an example. And I'm not giving you nudies of her.
... not that I've seen those. |
Other than your waifu. |
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Negi-chama
Super Tsuki
Vampire
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 40464
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:49 pm
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| Plastic Homeo wrote: | | Tsuki wrote: | | Plastic Homeo wrote: | | Tsuki wrote: | | Manpersonguything wrote: | | Steve wrote: | | The first two because mental stability is for pussies. On second thought, picking "smart" and not going for mentally stable along with it is dangerous, so I'll just quit wasting my *crag* life on this shit and go outside and get a *crag* girlfriend? |
Okay, but you will only find one with 2 of those traits |
Liar. There are plenty girls with more than two. >:U |
Name one.
And provides nude photos, please. |
Warai is an example. And I'm not giving you nudies of her.
... not that I've seen those. |
Other than your waifu. |
... wait what?
It's DP x Warai, not me x Warai. >.> |
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Ohh, THAT makes sense!
Tyler
Vampire
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 11410
HP: 95 MP: 2 Lives: 4
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| Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:52 pm
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But I had a girlfriend with all of those qualities once. |
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lolz
Shrowser
Joined: 16 Jul 2007
Posts: 8814
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| Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:55 pm
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| Tyler wrote: | | But I had a girlfriend with all of those qualities once. |
Once? Well, then, she must've had the "drives you insane" one then... |
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Ohh, THAT makes sense!
Tyler
Vampire
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 11410
HP: 95 MP: 2 Lives: 4
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| Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:59 pm
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| Shrowser wrote: | | Tyler wrote: | | But I had a girlfriend with all of those qualities once. |
Once? Well, then, she must've had the "drives you insane" one then... |
Nah.
She's a lesbian. |
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lolz
Shrowser
Joined: 16 Jul 2007
Posts: 8814
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| Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:00 pm
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| Tyler wrote: | | Shrowser wrote: | | Tyler wrote: | | But I had a girlfriend with all of those qualities once. |
Once? Well, then, she must've had the "drives you insane" one then... |
Nah.
She's a lesbian. |
lol |
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There's only one
Chin Fish
Vampire
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 21294
HP: 71 MP: 6 Lives: 2
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| Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:00 pm
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| Tsuki wrote: | | Plastic Homeo wrote: | | Tsuki wrote: | | Plastic Homeo wrote: | | Tsuki wrote: | | Manpersonguything wrote: | | Steve wrote: | | The first two because mental stability is for pussies. On second thought, picking "smart" and not going for mentally stable along with it is dangerous, so I'll just quit wasting my *crag* life on this shit and go outside and get a *crag* girlfriend? |
Okay, but you will only find one with 2 of those traits |
Liar. There are plenty girls with more than two. >:U |
Name one.
And provides nude photos, please. |
Warai is an example. And I'm not giving you nudies of her.
... not that I've seen those. |
Other than your waifu. |
... wait what?
It's DP x Warai, not me x Warai. >.> |
You still want to *crag* her in the ass
And she's weeaboo enough
):< |
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Shadowlugia
INeedScissors61
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Joined: 17 Apr 2007
Posts: 4958
HP: 74 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:37 pm
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| Manpersonguything wrote: |
Smart (well, not STUPID. But a crazy smart girl would be annoying)
Pretty
Mentally stable (Hell, might be fun ;D)
Working sexual glands
Won't drive you insane (Define insane)
enjoyment of videogames
Those are all NECESSARY for me. I'm disappointed in how shallow I am... oh, an enjoyment of anime is a plus too |
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and I control the decks
carfilledwithfish
Joined: 18 Jun 2007
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| Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:55 pm
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I feel like I should be offended somehow. Maybe.
...nah. |
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