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Lord Bob
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Joined: 05 May 2007
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 Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 12:16 am
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Stoner Mario is his cousin once removed. He's pretty nice, but he stole $100 from Plastic to buy milk even though there was already milk. I let him try some of Paula's pot, and he got stuck in a coma.
I also met Helium Mario. Except I inhaled too deeply around him and passed out. When I woke up, there he was: gone. And so was my wallet. That bastard.
I found out that Wool Mario is gay, and since I'm pretty sure Helium Mario's helium comes from his mouth, I'll have Wool Mario make Helium Mario give him a blowjob while I get my wallet back.
Boner Mario is a pimp, and he only wears a speedo indoors, which disturbed me. Greatly.
Magnet Mario has an attractive personality.
And finally, Cousin Baxter owns a dairy farm. He gave me some free milk. |
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Plastic Mario
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Joined: 11 May 2007
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| Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 12:19 am
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Trust me.
When you hang around Stoner Mario a bit too long, and inhale a bit...
It clouds your sense of perception, y'know? |
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Lord Bob
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| Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 12:22 am
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Also, I heard Cement Mario is quite the scholar. Except no one can understand him. |
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