Eh, wot
Super Slim
Vampire
Joined: 16 Jul 2007
Posts: 5041
HP: 20 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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 Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:44 pm
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| Quote: | new: YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A HOUSE
new: >_
Trygve: Oh gawd!
Trygve: Not a house!
new: I am sorry, That is not a valid command.
new: >_
Trygve: >look around
new: You see stuff
new: >_
Trygve: >Look closer on "Stuff"
new: It is indeed "stuff"
new: >_
Trygve: Now that I am sure it is stuff, I look if it possible to wear, eat, or other use
new: You cannot eat, you are dead.
new: >_
Trygve: Says hello
new: You say hello to a man eating bear
new: >_
Trygve: I wave to the bear while saying: I dont taste good, Im dead
new: The bear dies
new: >_
Trygve: I say hello to the bears ghost
new: The ceiling explodes and a medic comes in
new: >_
Trygve: I wonder if the medic can see me
new: The medic eats the bear's corpse
new: >_
Trygve: I poke the medic
new: The medic screams with pain and does a barrel roll
new: >_
Trygve: I ask the medic where I am
new: The medic is dead
new: >_
Trygve: I ask the medic's ghost where I am
new: The medic says something in Japanese
new: >_
Trygve: I ask if he talks english
new: He bites your head
new: >_
Trygve: I hit him
new: He dies again
new: >_
Trygve: I ask the now alive medic if he talks english (Double negative!)
new: He has no mouth
new: >_
Trygve: I walk out of the house
new: You win
new: Try again?
new: >_
Trygve: Y
new: You find yourself in a house
new: >_
Trygve: I walk out of the house
new: You lose the game
new: >_
Trygve: I curse and walk into the house again
new: A demoman comes and does a pelvic thrust in front of you
new: >_
Trygve: I kick him in the crotch
new: He explodes
new: >_
Trygve: I look for girls
new: You find girls
new: >_
Trygve: I look for the hottest
new: You find a hot girl
new: >_
Trygve: I ask if she want to go to the bedroom
new: She follows yo u into the bedroom
new: >_
Trygve: I sit on the bed
new: The bed eats you
new: Try again?
new: >_
Trygve: y
new: You find yourself in a house
new: >_
Trygve: I look for hot girls
new: You find hot girls
new: >_
Trygve: I sleep with them
new: You sleep with them
new: >_
Trygve: I sleep with them again
new: They tell you that they are actually 11 and you get AIDS
new: Try again?
new: >_
Trygve: Who said I lost?
new: lol
new: You randomly encounter a wild New Age Retro Hippie
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Trygve: I ask for his gender
new: He is male
new: >_
Trygve: I kill the guy
new: He gives you Clorgate
new: >_
Trygve: I ask what Clorgate is
new: Time is up
new: Final score:
new: Q
new: A NEW RECORD
Trygve: YAY!
new: >_ Session Terminate |
I'm "new". |
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