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Tales from the Sammer Bowl
 
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Lord Krump



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:36 pm   Reply with quote

Use your Sammer Guy to continue a never ending story. No killing eachother's Sammers unless the other member is alright with it.

Let's start.

Urdnot Wrex- the deadly krogan mercenary- was promised 20,000 credits to kill a certain powerful Sammer Guy. So far, he has slaughtered many, but he has yet to find the one he's looking for. With the Sammer Bowl approaching, all of the Sammer Guys are preparing for the grand tournament. Wrex randomly spotted a Sammer Guy, and decided to question him.

"You. Have you seen any suspicious Sammers around here? I've got some killin' to do."
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The Highwind Goods Store    
vdogam3r
kEvin



Joined: 30 Nov 2007
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:41 pm   Reply with quote

"No..." Spammer of Pac-Hands, SOP for short, said.

His eyes shifted back and forth, and his pac-hands were behind his back.
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Epic'ly Random    
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Ph1r3 Mario



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:46 pm   Reply with quote

"Hey guys," Sucker of Penis said, shaking his sausage breasts. "$20 for 30 minutes."
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vdogam3r
kEvin



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:50 pm   Reply with quote

SOP simply called him a fgot ;_; and walked into a shop.

"Hey... you got the order?"
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Lord Rattata



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:52 pm   Reply with quote

Unstealthy Ninji tried to ninja his way past the streets, and fell from a cieling.
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Wolf Cheap Wares    
vdogam3r
kEvin



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:58 pm   Reply with quote

He heard a noise from the outside of the shop.
"Hmm?"

He walked out, then he did a facepalm, resulting in face bruises.

"Damn pac-hands"
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Epic'ly Random    
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Lord Rattata



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:02 pm   Reply with quote

He tried to camouflage himself into the wall.
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Wolf Cheap Wares    
vdogam3r
kEvin



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:08 pm   Reply with quote

He stared blankly as the "ninja" tried to blend into the wall.

"Hey... it'd work better if you weren't wearing black. The walls are red, for Bleck's sake."
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Flavio
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:18 pm   Reply with quote

Flavi-err, Groper of The Melons removed Flavio's his pants and places a twenty dollar bill into the hands of Penis Sucker.
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R!T!E!M! A store of pure win    
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kEvin



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:50 pm   Reply with quote

SOP's pac-hands OM NOM the nearest fgot then he runs back in the store.

"Nice. My package. IT'S HUGE. Please, give it to me."
He takes a long, rod shaped tube filled with "Nerrgas", the result of giving the admin of a certain forum some mexicans, made by burritos.

"Excellent. Step one is over."
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Gold Prognosticus



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:46 am   Reply with quote

In the street, a distant rumbling could be heard. It got louder and stronger, until the void itself emerged in the middle of the road. A figure calmly stepped out of the void, watching everyone with a murderous look in his eyes.

The Hacker of Digibuttz wanted to kill.
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Ph1r3 Mario



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 7:28 am   Reply with quote

"Why thank you," Sucker of Penis said, happily leading him into The Room.

There, Sucker of Penis shot GROPER OF MELONS with his

HERPES BEAM
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