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Elite Nerr
Francis
Joined: 16 Apr 2007
Posts: 6974
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All Sammer Bowl contestants should introduce yourself here. Witty catch-phrases and trash-talking is encouraged.
-King Sammer
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Yoshi
Swallower of foes
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 12475
HP: 60 MP: 6 Lives: 0
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I AM SWALLOWER OF FOES. YOU FOOLISH FOOLS WILL SLOWLY, BUT SURELY BE DEVOURED.
OH WAIT, THAT'S QUICKLY, BUT SURELY. MY BAD.
And why would I trash talk? That means I'm a pottie mouth, and bad tasting things go into pottie mouths. |
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Tsuki
Waker of the Winds
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 40464
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 2:00 pm
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Don't underestimate the power of the wind!
It will blow you all away!
I am, Waker of the Winds! |
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Gold Prognosticus
Wii Boxing Guy
Joined: 02 Oct 2007
Posts: 2182
HP: 100 MP: 1 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 2:01 pm
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Emerging from the void, I am the Hacker of Digibuttz! You defeated my last form, but I only return stronger!
I shall crush you and sacrifice this land to the Void! |
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vdogam3r
Spammer of Pac Hands
Joined: 30 Nov 2007
Posts: 3420
HP: 40 MP: 7 Lives: 0
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I AM SPAMMER OF PAC-HANDS.
I HAVE 2 PAC-HANDS AND MAGIC PELLET FEET.
FEEL MY WRATH! RAAAGAHAGAHAGAHHH
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Simsmagic
James W/ Breasts
Joined: 13 Jun 2007
Posts: 10482
HP: 28 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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1 4M C4LL3D H3 WH0 15 3RR0R. MY 1NF3C73D D474 C4N D3F347 4NY 0PP0N3N7. |
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Goron Mask
MJ
Dead
Joined: 14 Jul 2007
Posts: 29930
HP: 0 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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Hi I'm Too Awesome For Pants, unlike you losers I don't require pants which allows me to run as free as a wild animal. I'm also superior to all of you in everyway and could easily outclass you all because I'm to *crag* awesome to be classified a normal sammer's ranks. This year at Sammer Bowl 2009 I look forward to kicking everyone's ass at everything and making you all cry like wimps.  |
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Silverchain
Warped Warrior
Joined: 07 Dec 2008
Posts: 183
HP: 100 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 2:04 pm
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I am WARped WarioR! FeAR my PoWER ovEr tRaNsPoRting and Odd WAys of TaLkiNG! |
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Bremmy
R. S. Buzzy
Joined: 22 Aug 2007
Posts: 4538
HP: 100 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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n00bs better *crag* look out because I'll be gettin headshots and killin sprees all up in here yall think I was a l33t haxxer but no i'm just a master of l33t headshots |
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Plastic Mario
Footsteps of Meat
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 20799
HP: 94 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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King, you should have been here earlier. Sammers have already introduced themselves!
Well, no matter. Doing it again makes it twice as good, no? Ahahahah!
Footsteps of Meat, a runner-up from last year's Sammer Bowl, once again makes his majestic meaty appearance! The friar of fryers, the baron of bacon, the harold of ham, the soldier of steak, the lord of liver...
But I digress.
I shall not falter to a bukkit full of blubber again THIS year! I shall take home the first prize! Any Sammer that stands in my way shall be cut down by my sword of salami, or perhaps take a shot from my bow of bratwurst! VEGETARIANS!
There are millions of ways to kill a Sammer, but the best leave the taste of victory lingering like a backyard burger barbecue!
Ahahah.... Ahahahahah... |
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vdogam3r
Spammer of Pac Hands
Joined: 30 Nov 2007
Posts: 3420
HP: 40 MP: 7 Lives: 0
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| Too Awesome For Pants wrote: | | Hi I'm Too Awesome For Pants, unlike you losers I don't require pants which allows me to run as free as a wild animal. I'm also superior to all of you in everyway and could easily outclass you all because I'm to *crag* awesome to be classified a normal sammer's ranks. This year at Sammer Bowl 2009 I look forward to kicking everyone's ass at everything and making you all cry like wimps. |
WAKA *crag* WAKA. LOOK AT MY DAMN SAMMER. IT HAS NO PANTS. |
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Yoshi
Swallower of foes
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 12475
HP: 60 MP: 6 Lives: 0
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| Footsteps of Meat wrote: | King, you should have been here earlier. Sammers have already introduced themselves!
Well, no matter. Doing it again makes it twice as good, no? Ahahahah!
Footsteps of Meat, a runner-up from last year's Sammer Bowl, once again makes his majestic meaty appearance! The friar of fryers, the baron of bacon, the harold of ham, the soldier of steak, the lord of liver...
But I digress.
I shall not falter to a bukkit full of blubber again THIS year! I shall take home the first prize! Any Sammer that stands in my way shall be cut down by my sword of salami, or perhaps take a shot from my bow of bratwurst! VEGETARIANS!
There are millions of ways to kill a Sammer, but the best leave the taste of victory lingering like a backyard burger barbecue!
Ahahah.... Ahahahahah... |
Oh, yeah. I was great haired lizard last year, and I grew up. And I will assist in destroying bukkits of blubber. |
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Frozenwinters
Fixer of Paper
Joined: 30 Aug 2007
Posts: 25292
HP: 1 MP: 0 Lives: 4
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FIXER OF PAPER IS ON THE FIELD! WITH A FLICK OF MY BRUSH I'LL TURN YOU BLACK AND BLUE.
Just try and hit this sammer gal back!
Edit: ( lol paint. )
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Crappy Shifty Luigi
Fast as Lightning
Dead
Joined: 12 May 2007
Posts: 2619
HP: 0 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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I appear...faster than you can think. I FLY, watching you fight. I JUMP, watching you fail. I APPEAR, to KICK you in your FACE! FEAR ME, FOR I AM... Fast as Lightning, and I look forward to FLASHING away with the PRIZE! |
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Mario Chief
Shaker Of Fists
Joined: 06 Aug 2008
Posts: 15
HP: 100 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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I am shaker of fists and my shakiness will destroy all who get in my way!
*shakes fists wildly* |
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