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[Popple]

STEP 1:

YO DOG

BAILEY'S CROSSROADS

WE NEED SOME MUTHA *crag* BACK UP G

STEP 2:

DAMN SON

THAT WAS SOME FINE ASS WHOOPIN

COME INTO OUR SECRET ELEVATOR CAMP

STEP 3:

THERES A MUTHA *crag* VAULT WE CAN'T GET INTO UNTIL SOMEONE COMPLETES THIS SIMULATION BECAUSE WE COULDN'T THINK OF A MORE CREATIVE WAY TO GIVE YOU NEW ITEMS

ALSO IF YOU DIE IN THE SIMULATION YOU WILL HAVE CARIAC ARREST AND YOUR HEART WILL EXPLODE BECAUSE I SAID SO

STEP 4:

WAKE UP MUTHA *crag*

WE HAVE TO BLOW UP SOME BIG ASS COMMY GUNS

OH *crag* WHY ARE THE CHINESE INVISIBLE AND HAVE LIGHTING SWORDS

STEP 5:

GOOD JOB

HERE IS A SUICIDE MISSION AND SOME USELESS GOONS THAT GO DOWN IN ONE SHOT

GOOD LUCK SOLDIER

STEP 6:

GOOD JOB

YOU TOOK ON A TANK BY YOURSELF AND KILLED HUNDREDS OF HEAVILY ARMED CHINESE SOLDIERS

BREAK INTO THEIR HQ WITH THIS OTHER USELESS BASTARD AND KILL THEIR GENERAL

NO YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY POWER ARMOR AND YOU ONLY GET ONE GUN

STEP 7:

CONGRATULATIONS YOU COMPLETED THE SIM

YOU CAN NOW FIGHT REAL CHINESE DUDES AN' SHIT LOL

ALSO IF YOU GOT ALL THE INTEL YOU GET A NEW PERK

AND YOU DIDN'T

ALSO YOU CAN'T COME BACK INTO THE SIM TO GET THEM

GUESS YOU HAVE TO START OVER IF YOU WANT IT

STEP 8:

HOORAY YOU GOT THE VAULT OPEN

NOW YOU CAN BE RAIDEN TOO

ALSO BLUE POWER ARMOR

STEP 9:

WTF WHY ARE WE ALL KILLING EACH OTHER

WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH


THE END

[Black Yoshi]

Blue Power Armor? That's all the Vault has? I'm not sure if I want to download it now... I'm perfectly content with my Outcast Power Armor, kthnx.

[Popple]

[Black Yoshi]

[R. S. Buzzy]

They killed each other because they decided they didn't want to share at the last minute.

[Paper_Waluigi]

Operation Anchorage is out?
Where the hell is my 360, Microsoft? ФֻФ

[Popple]

ALSO YOU GET AN AWESOME NEW SNIPER RIFLE THAT IS AN ENERG WEAPON

AND I'M SPEC'D FOR ENERGY

NOW I TURN INVISIBLE AND GET TONS OF HEADSHOTS

YEA