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Emil
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Joined: 26 Aug 2007
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So I was talking to this senior on my bus today. He seemed like a pretty cool guy eh. That is... Until he told me... He was a Ninja.
He said he has a 700 pound Scythe in his house. He showed me how he swings it. One word. Autism. Anyway, he was telling me this story of how his "Sensei" was killed by this girl, and so his Sensei gave the Sword to him in his dying words. He went to kill this girl with the sword but she punched it in half. So you know what he did? He cut off her Pinky, then she sowed it back on. That was the whole story.
He also said he had sex with an Asian and her Brother... And he's obsessed with people called "Om nomers" Basically, people who wear fangs filled with drugs and bite your shoulder.
Yeah, this guy is pretty messed up. |
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Ohh, THAT makes sense!
Tyler
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Joined: 18 Apr 2007
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was he Christian Weston Chandler? |
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bobz
bobzearth42
Joined: 26 Mar 2008
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What.
What.
Was he like, mentally challenged or something? 3:|════׀ |
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cool
Lord Bob
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Joined: 05 May 2007
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| 11th level of hell wrote: | What.
What.
Was he like, mentally challenged or something? 3 ════׀ |
Yup. Autism. |
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How deliciously sexual
Emil
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Joined: 26 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:38 pm
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| Tyler wrote: | | was he Christian Weston Chandler? |
Oh god no. I haven't seen him whip out Sonichu yet. |
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Shadoo Omega
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Joined: 27 Jan 2009
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No guys, hes almost perfectly normal. he's just a Narutard is all. |
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Strawberry-san
Celeste Dimentia
Joined: 03 Jul 2007
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I met a girl in my Animation I class who believed she was once a wolf, but got changed into the human she is now... o: |
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Shadoo Omega
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| Celeste Dimentia wrote: | | I met a girl in my Animation I class who believed she was once a wolf, but got changed into the human she is now... o: |
Furry. Insane Furry. This I know. |
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Shadowlugia
INeedScissors61
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Joined: 17 Apr 2007
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I know a kid with basically the same story. except, not past "He went to kill this girl." That, and it wasn't an axe. It was either a katana or a bow. |
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oar
Super Maiq the Liar
Joined: 23 May 2007
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M'aiq and his brother knew a kid who believed he was the destined savior of the world. He gave bullshit stories about how he saved his uncle from dying in a car accident by teleporting him out of his car before it happened, how he turns invisible and flies to school, and how our heads would explode if he read our minds and all that shit.
Two years later, he went full blown emo. He isn't even the destined savior of his wrists now. |
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Bananatank
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I know this kid who thinks he is TEH BEST AT KARATE EVAR. Yet when you ask him if he has his black belt he only responds with the middle finger. |
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TooManyToasters
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| Emil wrote: | So I was talking to this senior on my bus today. He seemed like a pretty cool guy eh. That is... Until he told me... He was a Ninja.
He said he has a 700 pound Scythe in his house. He showed me how he swings it. One word. Autism. Anyway, he was telling me this story of how his "Sensei" was killed by this girl, and so his Sensei gave the Sword to him in his dying words. He went to kill this girl with the sword but she punched it in half. So you know what he did? He cut off her Pinky, then she sowed it back on. That was the whole story.
He also said he had sex with an Asian and her Brother... And he's obsessed with people called "Om nomers" Basically, people who wear fangs filled with drugs and bite your shoulder.
Yeah, this guy is pretty messed up. |
Autism? Sounds more like COMPLETE BATSHIT INSANITY to me. ФֻФ |
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