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[Ninja!]

If you're going to say tl;dr, then just GTFO, I don't have time for this.

Sorry I couldn't do this last night, like Poké and I promised I would. For some reason, whenever either of us tried to log in, it logged us right back off again, so...

Anyway. I'm here to say something important. I know there are a lot of you out there who still think I'm an alt, but I'm telling you right now: I am NOT an alt.

In jail, (if you have a jailed alt, you can probably go take a look) Poké typed up a conversation that we had on the phone, while we were having it. He showed me the Jail topic, and I know it looks like it easily could have been faked, but it wasn't. That conversation was 100% real.

For those of you who don't know, I'm here to say that I'm the one who hacked Poké's account. Basically, what had happened was Poké was in Florida for the weekend, and I was over at his house Tuesday and Wednesday. The reasons aren't important, but I really was there.

I know people are saying that Poké "acted normal until the Court topic," and that he's "lying and never takes responsibility for his major offenses," and things like that. The truth is, he really had no idea I was on. I posted the topic in GD, because I wanted to see which of you people I'm trying to stay calm, so I'm not going to flesh out what I really think of you guys have no friends, irl. I posted the OT topic, just because I was bored, and I was sleeping over at Poké's house. He was asleep while I posted it, and I just wanted to get a laugh. Eventually, even when you didn't know it was me, you kept flaming me. I decided my slight try to get another chance was for nothing, and I wanted to get back at you guys, so I was the one who posted the porn. I did it, and Poké had no idea until Thursday night, after I left.

It was me in GD, it was me in OT, and it was me in the Court. The only thing Poké has posted in the last week is the Thing asking about what happened in Court, and the stuff in jail. The reason I used his account is because one: I said I was leaving for good, and I didn't want to look like a liar. And 2: Because we said before that I'm almost never over at his house in the week, so even if I were to do that, you'd all just still think I was an alt.

I didn't know that posting porn would get you automatically banned or jailed, I thought if you put an M tag on it, it was fine. I just wanted you guys to get linked into seeing it, because of personal reasons that I'm not mentioning.

And to the mods: About Poké's IP thing, it's the one he almost alway posts from, and it's the one I do always post from. As to why there are only 20 posts on it, I don't know. Maybe Poké's parent got a new router without him knowing or something, I really don't know. I all I know is that Poké has only ever been to 3 other places with internet. He goes to those places a lot, but I really don't know if he posts from there.

Do whatever you want to me, ban me, permajail me, whatever. Just don't punish Poké for what I did. I don't want him to suffer for my crime. He's already gotten yelled at enough by you guys. He shouldn't have to be jailed or banned because of what I did. I should be the one to get punished, not him.



If you have any questions about this, just ask them calmly, and one at a time, not a million angry questions firing all at once. You can also ask things about me not being an alt, if you're still confused.

[Paper_Waluigi]

Took you long enough to come up with an excuse.
Nice try, but you still haven't proven anything. ФֻФ

[Ninja!]

[Super Shadoo™]

lol Poke' alt. I know this, I have done this exact same thing on many websites before, except I did it for fun, and not because I broke the rules. Watch Poke' come back with another alt with another IP because he can't live without his Digiwebs. He'll try to act different and retarded. lol.

[BAMFing ARCHER]

[Crappy Blue Luigi]

You say you didn't know you couldn't post porn?
TRY READING THE *crag* RULES.
Damn kids, just prancing onto forums, jumping in headfirst and not giving two shits about actually reading the rules, assuming what's okay and what's not.