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[Mana7]

I woke up in the middle of my elementary school, in my 2nd grade classroom. Our school had alot of windows so there was plenty of light and were right next to this abandoned part of the town that was destroyed by fire so we get a nice view of some charred houses. I had my brothers massive backpack next to me and for some reason I got up and started walking to the lunch room.
I was walking through the hall and as Im walking down I walk past the office where my old principal and my 4th grade teacher were hanging out talking. The thing is that they both died while I was in school and theyre not even old. My principal had heart attack during school one day, and my teacher got in a car crash. They invite me in and started talking to me about getting into fights during school. They dont even look at me while theyre talking they just stare in front of them and keep talking.
I start to walk out of the office and theyre not even paying attention. I turn the corner but go back because I forgot my backpack and the office isnt even there anymore, instead its the art wing of my middle school. Im walking down the art wing and I can hear the band playing one of my favorite songs (The 9th of the dawn) but it kinda cuts off after awhile. Then Im walking down near the art classes and all the pictures hanging on the walls are moving like the fuzzy screen on TVs, the only things that are really clear are my own drawings.
So I finally make it to the cafeteria, and I see everyone whose ever been in my class or Ive ever really seen is there eating lunch and talking. So I sit down with my friends and I notice theyre all saying the same thing, the pledge of allegiance, I have no idea why that would be in my sub conscious but it was.
So then I get up to get some food, and the warning security cameras we have around the school turning into warning sirens that start whirring and flashing light. The only thing different is that there was no sound, not even from the kids screaming to get out. So im walking to the doors out of the cafeteria go get outside but then the doors are locked. The room starts getting smaller, and smaller and i started screaming. Thats when things got a little hazy. There was a flash of light and then Bam im in the forest I used to hang out with my brother and sister in. I take the ladder to the tree house and go to sleep there.
I woke up at about 3:55 in the morning in a cold sweat, I feel like im going to throw up. I told my mom and she got scared she said im moving with my auntie and uncle to bel air, I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror if, if anything i could say that this cab was rare but I thought naw forget it yo homes to bel air. I pulled up to house about seven or eight and i yelled to the cabbie yo holmes smell ya later, I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my thrown as the prince of Bel Air
This is obligatory text to make people who just look at the bottom think theres more content and read the entire thing. So yeah i was flying above the castle with the genie and i jumped on the roof and broke my leg, rolled down the turret, pushed my self through the window So then I killed the king and killed everyone else in the castle so yeah crazy shit man

[Goron Mask]

OH YOU GOT ME REAAAAAAAL GOOD.

[Super BLU Spy]

That is truly a horrible dream. worse than mine at least. mine ended with Colonel Sanders's face being to high up on a Quaker Oatmeal bowl.

[Macha]

...ohgod D:

[Flavio]

Flavio originally read the last sentence to see if it was a roll.

Then Flavio read the whole thing.

You're a dick.

[Super Maiq the Liar]