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[Tayl]

I was bored so I wrote this story about my friend during Computer Apps.

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Once upon a time, there was a girl named Alex LAST NAME GOES HERE. When she was but a child, her parents dropped her off of an airplane and she hit her head. This accident caused severe brain trauma, and she was never the same. The sweet, innocent child turned into a cold-hearted sadistic girl, who enjoyed nothing more than kicking puppies and spitting on babies.

She continued her reign of terror for years, and none could stop her evil ways. The birds no longer sung their happy melodies; they only managed to spit out mournful songs. The sun would no longer shine; the sorrowful clouds put it out of its misery. And so life continued like this for years upon years. No one dared to stand up to her, for she would surely slap them across the face with her Folders of Death.

But one day a girl became tired of the terrible, horrific world, and set out to bring justice and hope to the once glorious world of Wisconsin. And who would this girl be, than one of the childhood friends of the tyrant herself! Young Taylor knew of Alex’s evil intentions earlier than anyone else; but no one would believe her when she warned the people of Alex’s terrible ways. they only believed her after Alex kidnapped the governor of the fair land and fed him to a gigantic raccoon. With rabies.

Taylor started out, but she wasn’t alone. By her side was none other than the :3-faced nuke-wielding Bunny and D:-faced thrill-seeking Dee Colon Platypus. Together, the trio went off to Alex’s evil place of residence; INSERT NAME OF SCHOOL HERE.

They arrived in the empty Commons, which had been torn apart and ruined. The corpses of the once proud teachers and students who had joined together there every day were littered across the floor. However, there was still a solitary vending machine standing; a beacon of light in such a cold, dark, hopeless world. So Bunny went to retrieve a cheez burger. But the machine refused to accept his money. Taylor wept for him.

They were instantly met by the heartless villainess herself. The three were prepared to fight for their lives in order to restore order and peace to what was left of Wisconsin. But evil Alex wasn’t prepared to let her lovely kingdom of ashes be restored to a land of greenery, waterparks, and cows. Lots of cows.

Alex turned all of the corpses of Taylor’s previous teachers and friends into mindless zombies, and ordered them to kill the heroes. But the heroes weren’t about to give up. Taylor threw Dee-Colon Platypus at a group of the zombies. The heroic platypus sacrificed himself and spontaneously combusted; destroying the zombies once and for all. While Taylor and Bunny were despaired; they had to move on, if not just for their D:-faced friend.

By now, Alex was furious. These sad excuses for heroes had destroyed her beloved zombies! So, the witch leapt forward and prepared to violently smash Taylor’s head against the Commons’ gigantic window; effectively killing her. But, her dastardly attempt was in vain, for Taylor’s neck proved to be too strong. Without even needing to use her arms; the heroine pushed Alex away with her head, slamming her into the stubborn vending machine. At the very moment of impact; the vending machine spat out Bunny’s cheez burger, and the :3-faced rabbit rejoiced.

“I’m not done with you, yet!” Alex shrieked; her voice almost horrid enough to shatter the windows. Her eyes were ablaze with a passionate hatred; she looked ready to rip the two to shreds. When it seemed all hope was lost; Bunny pulled out his handy Nuke Cannon, and fired the nuclear weapon at Alex. Taylor and Bunny quickly left the building as Alex was engulfed with the radiation-filled explosion, finally being reduced to the ashes she had turned Wisconsin into.

With Alex’s demise; a bright light filled Wisconsin, and all was returned to normal. The sun returned and the birds sang, and the cows mooed with glee. Even Dee-Colon Platypus (but not the governor) was returned to life.

And, so, the trio’s adventures finally ended, the day saved, and forever rid of Alex INSERT LAST NAME HERE.

(:

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This was just random writing, so it's obviously not very good. But I enjoyed writing it because I did.

Because of this story, now my friend is writing one about me. According to her, I'm a Satanic orphan so yeah. It should be pretty entertaining...

Discuss.

[Black Yoshi]

Bunny + Nukes makes this instantly awesome.