digibutter.nerr

[Typhoon™]

saw the invisible...touch the untouchable...break the unbreakable...

Oh, it was an interesting night... Just sit back, and listen.

It was about 12'o'clock at night, and I was still lurking digibutter. Not many were here, with me, at the time. (Actually, I don't think anybody was... Most people were still in bed.) As I lurked, I came across a device that was never heard of before. It was a...strange looking device. I had to input a code, but it was well worth it, for what I had gotten was ultimate power...

For that power, was invisibility. I could not believe it. I had become invisible. Just as the instructions said, on the back of the device.

I of course, did not think of who had created the device at the time...Who had dropped it...What had happened. Never did I foresee the consequences of using such a device...

I must say, it was the hunger. The hunger had led me to this inevitable outcome. It was the hunger to dominate.

Dominate the whole darned fort! Hah, i'd become visible, once in for all! Never ignored, i'd live on in legends, describing the man who had became invisible, and conquered many tiny little babies!

Hah...Too bad it didn't work out as planned.

If only I had prepared. Waited, for the perfect moment...

So, anyways, where was I? Oh right. I had just found the device. I was exciting, I had never thought I could...become invisible! I thought of all the possibilities... All the possible babes I could watch undress... All the potential newfags I could scare... Oh man, I was excited. A little to excited actually.

I began thinking of what might happen if I were to... Oh, lets say... Own a forum. I mean, just for a day... Total loyalty of there all-mighty (invisible) over-lord? Or a riot? I had foolishly thought they would surrender there precious little forum for a day. I never even thought that I, wouldn't get the chance. I was so close, I could taste it. Oh, it tasted sweet...I loved it. Only too have it RIPPED away in a very instant!

So I had begun my journey. I had begun posting in every forum, in all of the fort... of Digibutter... I thought, hey, this would be simple!

And it was... until I had noticed that I could still post in one more...

One more...! I had to have it! I would be like no other, if I had just posted in that ONE MORE forum! I almost had the chance, too...

At first glance, I shook it off. There was no way I was... going to get in there. I mean, there was no WAY I would kill myself... to get to the final posting area.

But it grew on me. What if I didn't?

Would I not be considered 'special' if I had not posted there? Would I not be able to claim a forum for a day?

It went so far. I was having intense debates inside my head, about killing myself for this cause.

But, at the end of my debate with myself... I had thought it was well worth it.

Oh so worth it, to have my name engraved into the fort, for centuries to come! I'd be a super-star...!

Unfortunatley, I was short on coins. 28 Coins to be exact. With 58 HP left, I knew it was going to be hard. I began posting through more forums, for more rewards, until I reached my limit of money gain. rushed to the shops, not knowing how much money I had. I had browsed shop...after shop... just trying to find a cheap, -50 HP item, then I would finish myself off with a cheap -10 item. Eventually, after searching abroad, I had found a -50 HP item in Ulti-marios, if I recall correctly. 30 coins, I think. Hah, pretty darn cheap, if you ask me. I bought it, and used it upon myself. I was almost dead. I felt my blood, dripping onto the ground. But I did not care. I could hardly feel any pain. My hunger for death...for power, was far too large...

I had to search, from shop to shop, over and over, to find a -10 item. It was rather easy to find. I bought it...and used it upon myself. I had died, from blood loss.

...Oh what a fool. What a fool I was, thinking back upon this time of desperate need. Need for attention. Need for some power...

If only I hadn't exploited the shop glitch, and bought a certain item...

the one up.

As I layed there, lifeless on the floor... my blood... slowly disappeared from the ground. Soaking back into my body, my wounds were magically healing. It was a miracle, it was! I was alive!

I was ali...

...ve...

but...what about my attempt?

to gain power?

what had happened to that?
...

...

why...


why did this happen?

Was this fate?

Was this dumb quaincidence?

I have so much to question...

but so much to thank.

I am still, invisible, my comrades, if you could not tell.

But that device... I had used it once. It's still out there.

I remember the code, very well. It was 0173...

Do not try this code. It will only make you POWER-HUNGERY...
and when you have to much power, it gets to you. You become...

an asshole.

Destroy the device, if you can. Destroy it, for me.

Thanks for listening to my story. TL;DR? LOLNOTHING HAPPENED