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[Aran Ryan]

Wario happened to be wearing a strange helmet on his head. As well as holding a remote-like gizmo in his right hand.



"This is the TELMET! Television! Teleportin'! And... uh... it's a helmet."

Nearby, a television had been set up. But it was showing a static screen.

[Tails Doll]

"Wait, Wario. What does it do?"

[Aran Ryan]

"After being fully tested yesterday, I'm-a proud of what it is capable of! Now... I gotta get the TV workin'."

He went over to the static television and began beating it with his fists. It's one of his ways of "fixing" things.

[Tails Doll]

While Wario was beating the TV with questionable results, Pommy walked behind the set and tried to fix and tune the messy wires behind it.

[Aran Ryan]

Pommy's attempt to fix the television worked. The TV began to show an old episode of the Super Mario World cartoon.

"Ah! There we go! All thanks to me! ... Euch. This show sucks."

He flipped one of the green buttons on the remote, which made the TV switch channels. The TV began showing The Price is Right.

"Ah ha! Now this is a show I can handle! Watch and be amazed at Wario's greatness!" He exclaimed, pushing a button on the TELMET. The helmet began to glow with a bunch of flashy lights and solar looking... stuff.

Wario then pushed a big red button on the remote control... and teleported into the TV itself.

[Medikoopa]

Kooparia happened to be walking in the area and arrived just in time to see Wario teleport into the TV.

"W-wha..?!"

She was quite surprised.

[Tails Doll]

Pommy giggled. "Wario has some sort of weird helmet that can allow him to explore the frontiers of TV Land itself. Whatever he's up to, I don't know, but it's probably going to get him more money...Or more trouble."

[Medikoopa]

"Or both and after the trouble, he loses the money."

She thought the invention was a neat idea in concept, but there could be problems...

[Aran Ryan]

On the TV, a female contestant on The Price is Right is about to get a glimpse of her prize before the mini-game started.

"Alright Patty, this is what we're gonna give ya!" Drew Carey shouted out.

As the curtains opened up... the announcer shouted "IT'S A BRAND NEW CAA- wait... what?"

Wario stood next to a smashed up Honda, holding a baseball bat in his hand. The car windows were smashed, the tires were flattened, the body of the car was dented, the hood was ripped off, the seats were slashed and the doors were bent.

"Sorry! I wanted to give it a new fix, but... I had to do it MY way! WAHAHAAA!"

The contestant was shocked... and a bit upset.

"...Oh, my car!"

[Medikoopa]

Kooparia giggled a bit.

"That's... well... nuts!"

[Tails Doll]

Pommy was shocked at Wario's display of destruction. "Wow, Wario's going to have a blast with this!"

[Aran Ryan]

Wario then ran backstage and wheeled in the Showcase Wheel onto the set.

"Let's give it a spin!"

With all of his might, he spun the big wheel at breakneck speeds. Ten seconds later, the wheel itself broke off of it's hinges and began rolling out of the studio.

He then teleported back to where Pommy and Kooparia currently are.

"See? And you won't get your hands on my TELMET! Never!"

On the TV, Drew Carey's jaw dropped wide open.

[Medikoopa]

Kooparia had a scowl on her face. Figures the git was just showing off his new toy and not giving a demonstration of a new product.

[Tails Doll]

"Yeah yeah, it's all yours, Wario. Huh. Showoff." Pommy said, rolling his eyes.

[Aran Ryan]

Wario then kindly walked over to Pommy and grabbed him by the face, lifting his victim off of the ground.

"Ex-CUSE me?! Would you really think I'd sell this baby to the public? That'd be stupid! You people should be happy enough that I supply you with loads of WarioWare games!"