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[Die4Less]

Lissen up ya runts, today, weez gonna set up a propa base 'ere an ab ourselvz a propa WAAAGH!!!. Dis land will be ourz, no wun will git in our way. Weez da Orkz, and Orkz is made fer' two fings! Fightin', and winnin'! You're rich! You're flashy! You 'ave a proppa Orky stoutness about your belly! And you've got more big, shooty, and dead 'ard gear than any one else! We’ve got our Gargantz an’ we’ve got our weapons. Wot ain't we got? We ain’t got anyfing for target practice iz wot! So I'll tell you wot we're gonna do. We’re gonna give da Humies a taste of ‘ot metal death is wot. We’s gonna take Big Gork and Big Mork ‘ere an’ we’s gonna stomp Hummies! So hit 'em hard, hit 'em low and give 'em plenty of dakka. Now let's stomp sum Hummies and other boyz!

[Tails Doll]

The Airmarshal came marching in. "Ooh, I like your type. Finally there's a group of people who want to take it all over."

[Die4Less]

You pig, who are ya!? We're da Orkz and this iz mi stompin' ground!

[Tails Doll]

"I'm the Pigmask Air Marshal. And I would like to join you all in the quest for power and wealth. I assure you our alliance will be the best for us both."

[Die4Less]

Er.. What's in it for meeb?

[Gilgamesh]

"Or I could offer you a position in my new kingdom when I take over this place, which means plenty of gold and power," said a voice, coming from...the air?

[Die4Less]

Who are ye? Whatcha doin' in me 'ead? Get outta dere!

[Gilgamesh]

"I'm not in your head. Piggie over there should be able to hear me."

[Tails Doll]

"Aww, not that guy again. Every time I try to get a small patch of land or make an alliance, somebody who comes up at the worst moment possible ruins it for me! I'll tell you what, Orc. You can go with the mysterious voice and follow his orders like a slave or you can join me and we'll be pals. You can share all the wealth, power, and resources I have!"

[Gilgamesh]

"Yeah, and Piggy there will just backstab you and inevitably turn you into some kind of cyborg. He gives you power, I offer you the position of general in my armies, depending on how good you are in warfare, and he says gold. I have all the gold I could ever want, and enough for the next fifty lifetimes! Really, do you want some Pig-faced 'friend', who may not even live up to his words, or the King of Heroes?"

[Die4Less]

Eh, meeb loike da voice in mi 'ead's deul.

[Gilgamesh]

"Didn't I say I wasn't in your head?"

[Die4Less]

I can't see ya so yer in mi 'ed!

[Tails Doll]

"Mregh...Another good deal lost...But I still have it all! I have my wealth, my power, my army, my intellect, and my good looks! Maybe I don't need you all." He said.

"I'll see you later, King of Heroes. You can work something out with those Orcs. I have big plans to carry out, and big profits to make!" He yelled, walking away.