I be frontin my whores day by day Gonna be shot anyway baby got back like *crag* I know She got a no glow afro and a limp toe Man, raps make no damn sense when you think about it I had fun last night with your mom's clit
'Why Don't You Make It Tonite?' by Die4Less, Feat. 1-Up and SPARK
The Music to Go Along With the Rap
[Intro - Random Phone Call] "Hey didja hear bout 'Guest' and his brand new car?" "What? How did he buy it?" "With his own cash." "Since when did he get a job?" "Since 3 months ago."
[Verse 1 - Die4Less] A little time, about 3 months ago went searchin' online, a little bit drunk saw a crazy ad, went to click on it it disappered, then came right back. After clickin', oh so many times it went a whizzin', right back to the start. Started yellin', cussin, stomping like *crag* wonderin', why I couldn't just finish the art.
[Bridge a - 1-Up] Now a little pissed, I went to the restroom, took a quick jizz, then sat back down the computer had finished loadin' the page, it came right back whizzin' to me.
[Chorus - SPARK] The ad led me to a job seeking site, askin', "why don't you make it tonite?". I quickly accepted the job my life was then (was then) *crag* transformed. (x2)
[Verse 2 - Die4Less] Jumped around celebrated, screamin' for joy I found work in this depressing time went out, bought a new suit, went out, and got a new ride, now I was cruisin', down the street when a hot one, waved to me thought quick, then smiled back pulled over, and gave a good quack she came, then she told me...
[Bridge b - SPARK] "Hey handsome what might be your name I'm Hayley, part of the comittee couldn't help but notice, your sweet new ride perhaps, you can give me a ride I'll pay you, graciously come on now, take me home."
[Chorus 2 - 1-Up] She gave me the directions, to her new pad got challenged, by some queer fag we lined up, at the red light he lurched I shot, and took him to school. We got to Hayley's cool n' sweet new pad she went up, and looked at me bad she said, "I still owe you, a buck and a half." I said, "You can easily pay that off just run in, and grab a couple of bucks." She said "In fact, why don't you stay here tonite?". I fist pumped, then parked my new ride, I went inside, to spend the night.
[Verse 3 - Die4Less] Finished up, that next mornin' went out, and got me a cup headed off, to my new job quickly dressed, into my suit went in, lookin' flashy n' phat. When I finished the day, I got my pay then I, went back to my house only, there I was to find a surprise it was vandalized.
[Chorus 3 - 1-Up] I stared at the mess for a minute or two then I, went upstairs to take a nap I stared, at my poster on the wall, it said "you gotta make it tonite". I quickly memorized that phrase then cozied, in my bed I fell asleep, around 2 or 3 then I woke up, it was all just a dream. That was my story yo.
