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0 years old I was born a girl in the city of Osaka in Japan's Kinki Region. My parents have named me Kiyoko. My surname is Izumi. My mother, Mitsue, is 40 and my father, Hiroshi, is 40. I have a sister, Hiromi, who is 13. From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for extraordinary intelligence, extraordinary artistic ability, extraordinary musical ability and extraordinary good looks. 1 year old 2 years old 3 years old My sister Hiromi's boyfriend Akihiro has graduated from trade school. 4 years old My sister Hiromi has graduated from secondary school. 5 years old 6 years old Began school. My sister Hiromi has moved out on her own. 7 years old Risked punishment by telling the truth. 8 years old 9 years old A major earthquake has hit Japan. 67 people have died and 310,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My mother has given up drinking. 10 years old 11 years old 12 years old 13 years old Skipped a year in school. Met a new boy I like very much, named Yusuke Izumi. We've begun seeing each other. 14 years old Told the truth about a previous lie I had made. My father has arthritis of the hip. Akihiro Inouye and my sister Hiromi have married. My boyfriend Yusuke has become an alcoholic. My boyfriend Yusuke has skipped a year in school. My boyfriend Yusuke began trade school. 15 years old A major earthquake has hit Japan. 5 people have died and 200,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 16 years old I have a peptic ulcer. A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 30 people have died and 22,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not affected. My boyfriend Yusuke has graduated from trade school. 17 years old Volunteered in a local humanitarian effort. Graduated from secondary school. Yusuke Izumi broke off our relationship. 18 years old Began work as an artist. Decided to look for a job. Began college. 19 years old I have been cured of peptic ulcer. A major earthquake has hit Japan. 2 people have died and 160,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 20 years old Returned a wallet to a grateful owner. Met a new man I like very much, named Hidetaka Yuki. We've begun seeing each other. My father has died at age 61 from a heart attack. 21 years old My boyfriend Hidetaka and I are now engaged. Hidetaka Yuki and I got married this year. 22 years old Avoided donating to a disaster relief charity. Graduated from college with a degree in Art. Began graduate school. 23 years old Shared some money with my community. Shared some money I received. 24 years old Tomiko born to Hiromi Inouye 25 years old Decided to give some money to charity. 26 years old Graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Art. 27 years old A major tropical storm has hit Japan. 38 people have died and 240,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. My husband Hidetaka has become an alcoholic. 28 years old My husband Hidetaka has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. 29 years old 30 years old A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 67 people have died and 22,000 others have been affected. I was not affected. Daughter Seiko born. My daughter Seiko has had measles. My husband Hidetaka has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. 31 years old 32 years old A major earthquake has hit Japan. 11 people have died and 190,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Son Fuyuki born. My husband Hidetaka has given up drinking. 33 years old My mother has died at age 74 from breast cancer. Inherited money from my parents. 34 years old 35 years old My daughter Seiko began school. 36 years old Son Minoru born. 37 years old 38 years old 39 years old Daughter Ishi born. 40 years old A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 0 people have died and 24,000 others have been affected. I was not affected. 41 years old My son Minoru began school. 42 years old 43 years old 44 years old My daughter Seiko began trade school. My daughter Ishi began school. 45 years old My sister Hiromi's husband Akihiro has arthritis of the hip. In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your daughter Seiko has been placed on academic probation. My daughter Seiko's boyfriend Hiroaki has graduated from secondary school. My son Minoru has had measles. 46 years old My daughter Seiko has been expelled from trade school. My daughter Seiko's boyfriend Hiroaki began college. 47 years old 48 years old 49 years old A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 8 people have died and 15,000 others have been affected. I was not affected. 50 years old My sister Hiromi has arthritis of the knee. My daughter Seiko's boyfriend Hiroaki has graduated from college with a degree in Business. 51 years old Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of burglary. 52 years old Hiroaki Hideki and my daughter Seiko have married. My son Minoru's girlfriend Masumi has graduated from trade school. 53 years old A major tropical storm has hit Japan. 0 people have died and 160,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. My sister Hiromi's husband Akihiro has bladder cancer. My son Minoru has graduated from secondary school. 54 years old My son Minoru began college. My daughter Ishi began trade school. 55 years old My daughter Ishi's boyfriend Yusuke has graduated from secondary school. 56 years old My sister Hiromi's husband Akihiro has been cured of bladder cancer. In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your son Minoru has been placed on academic probation. Masumi Ito and my son Minoru are now engaged to be married. My daughter Ishi has graduated from trade school. My husband Hidetaka has had a stroke. 57 years old A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 21 people have died and 20,000 others have been affected. I was not affected. Yuki born to Seiko Hideki 58 years old My sister Hiromi has breast cancer. In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your son Minoru has been placed on academic probation. Masumi Ito and my son Minoru have married. 59 years old My sister Hiromi has been cured of breast cancer. My daughter Seiko has been cured of depression. My husband Hidetaka has died at age 60 from a heart attack. 60 years old Began work as a doctor. My son Minoru has graduated from college with a degree in French. My son Minoru began graduate school. Yusuke Kobayashi and my daughter Ishi have married. 61 years old A major earthquake has hit Japan. 72 people have died and 150,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Goro born to Seiko Hideki 62 years old 63 years old Met a new man I like very much, named Kusuo Akatsuka. We've begun seeing each other. 64 years old My son Minoru has graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in French. My daughter Ishi's husband Yusuke has been cured of obsessive-compulsive disorder. 65 years old I was robbed. My sister Hiromi's husband Akihiro has prostate cancer. 66 years old 67 years old Masako born to Seiko Hideki 68 years old 69 years old My boyfriend Kusuo and I are now engaged. Kusuo Akatsuka and I got married this year. 70 years old Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of burglary. 71 years old I have diabetes. A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 2 people have died and 15,000 others have been affected. I was not affected. 72 years old My sister Hiromi's husband Akihiro died from an infection. Eikichi born to Masumi Ito 73 years old A major tropical storm has hit Japan. 18 people have died and 170,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. 74 years old My daughter Ishi has been cured of depression. My husband Kusuo has gone blind from cataracts. 75 years old A major tropical storm has hit Japan. 14 people have died and 200,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. My daughter Seiko has ischemic heart disease. My husband Kusuo died from an infection. 76 years old Retired. My daughter Seiko has died at age 47 from a heart attack. My son Minoru has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. My daughter Ishi's husband Yusuke has tuberculosis. 77 years old 78 years old My sister Hiromi died from an infection. 79 years old Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of burglary. A major tropical storm has hit Japan. 9 people have died and 190,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. 80 years old My daughter Ishi's husband Yusuke has been cured of tuberculosis. 81 years old I died from an infection.

tl;dr ver
I was born
Got married
Had a shat load of babies
Husband Died
Got remarried
died from infection
lol
EDIT: Oh, and I almost got married to a boy with the same last name as me lol

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