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Token Nazi?
Zelnor
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Apart from having a wife named - I am not making this up - Mary Sue, he managed to troll people into believing his shitty 19someties Sci-Fi stories were troofax and even a religion.
| Quote: | Hubbard wrote that seventy-five million years ago, Xenu was the ruler of a Galactic Confederacy which consisted of 26 stars and 76 planets including Earth, which was then known as "Teegeeack".[5][11] The planets were overpopulated, with an average population of 178 billion.[1][4][6] The Galactic Confederacy's civilization was comparable to our own, with aliens "walking around in clothes which looked very remarkably like the clothes they wear this very minute" and using cars, trains and boats looking exactly the same as those "circa 1950, 1960" on Earth.[16]
Xenu was about to be deposed from power, so he devised a plot to eliminate the excess population from his dominions. With the assistance of psychiatrists, he summoned billions[4][5] of his citizens together under the pretense of income tax inspections, then paralyzed them and froze them in a mixture of alcohol and glycol to capture their souls. The kidnapped populace was loaded into spacecraft for transport to the site of extermination, the planet of Teegeeack (Earth).[5] The appearance of these spacecraft would later be subconsciously expressed in the design of the Douglas DC-8, the only difference being: "the DC8 had fans, propellers on it and the space plane didn't."[14] When they had reached Teegeeack/Earth, the paralyzed citizens were unloaded around the bases of volcanoes across the planet.[5][11] Hydrogen bombs were then lowered into the volcanoes and detonated simultaneously.[11] Only a few aliens' physical bodies survived. Hubbard described the scene in his film script, Revolt in the Stars:
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Simultaneously, the planted charges erupted. Atomic blasts ballooned from the craters of Loa, Vesuvius, Shasta, Washington, Fujiyama, Etna, and many, many others. Arching higher and higher, up and outwards, towering clouds mushroomed, shot through with flashes of flame, waste and fission. Great winds raced tumultuously across the face of Earth, spreading tales of destruction...
– L. Ron Hubbard, Revolt in the Stars[9]
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The now-disembodied victims' souls, which Hubbard called thetans, were blown into the air by the blast. They were captured by Xenu's forces using an "electronic ribbon" ("which also was a type of standing wave") and sucked into "vacuum zones" around the world. The hundreds of billions[5][17] of captured thetans were taken to a type of cinema, where they were forced to watch a "three-D, super colossal motion picture" for thirty-six days. This implanted what Hubbard termed "various misleading data"' (collectively termed the R6 implant) into the memories of the hapless thetans, "which has to do with God, the Devil, space opera, et cetera". This included all world religions, with Hubbard specifically attributing Roman Catholicism and the image of the Crucifixion to the influence of Xenu. The two "implant stations" cited by Hubbard were said to have been located on Hawaii and Las Palmas in the Canary Islands.[18] |
Suck on that one, /b/.
I mean, I've seen many, many crazy things before - people claiming to have married someone's Mary Sue in a Wal-Mart on the Astral Plane and being able to do IRL DBZ attacks, etc. etc. - but... Seriously ? |
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Popple
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What are you new? |
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RaveRaze
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Every religion started out as a cult, this is basically what most people saw when Judaism, christianity, and Islam were founded, Thats why they got alot of shit. In a few 100 years this will be the main religion of the world, and christianity will be like paganism |
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Gummysquid
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| RaveRaze wrote: | | Every religion started out as a cult, this is basically what most people saw when Judaism, christianity, and Islam were founded, Thats why they got alot of shit. In a few 100 years this will be the main religion of the world, and christianity will be like paganism |
What a moot trade-off. |
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RaveRaze
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| Gummysquid wrote: | | RaveRaze wrote: | | Every religion started out as a cult, this is basically what most people saw when Judaism, christianity, and Islam were founded, Thats why they got alot of shit. In a few 100 years this will be the main religion of the world, and christianity will be like paganism |
What a moot trade-off. |
..... que? |
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Gummysquid
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| RaveRaze wrote: | | Gummysquid wrote: | | RaveRaze wrote: | | Every religion started out as a cult, this is basically what most people saw when Judaism, christianity, and Islam were founded, Thats why they got alot of shit. In a few 100 years this will be the main religion of the world, and christianity will be like paganism |
What a moot trade-off. |
..... que? |
I dunno |: |
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RaveRaze
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| Gummysquid wrote: | | RaveRaze wrote: | | Gummysquid wrote: | | RaveRaze wrote: | | Every religion started out as a cult, this is basically what most people saw when Judaism, christianity, and Islam were founded, Thats why they got alot of shit. In a few 100 years this will be the main religion of the world, and christianity will be like paganism |
What a moot trade-off. |
..... que? |
I dunno |: |
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Tails Doll
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You just found out about this? Come on. |
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Cid
Lord Krump
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| Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:52 pm
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Watch South Park more often. |
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LIL BLUE VS. BIG BLUE
Crappy Blue Luigi
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| Franish wrote: | | Watch South Park more often. |
What if they don't like South Park?  |
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RaveRaze
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| Franish wrote: | | Watch South Park more often. |
Or just have a general knowledge of shit that you dont learn from crappy cartoons |
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Cid
Lord Krump
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| Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:10 pm
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| RaveRaze wrote: | | Franish wrote: | | Watch South Park more often. |
Or just have a general knowledge of shit that you dont learn from crappy cartoons |
Of course, that doesn't apply, because South Park isn't a crappy cartoon, and it explained Scientology better than anyone else could. |
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Bartz Klauser
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I learned about Scientology after looking up Project Chanology.
No, that's actually how I learned exactly what it is. |
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