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[Crappy Blue Luigi]

inb4Let'sPlaysbecomeafadlol.

So, let's get started.


SPINNING Q GO

Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest! If I remember correctly, just Mystic Quest in Japan.

Oh, wow, this is gonna be exciting!

The crystals are doing a little dance for us! Aw, isn't that cute.
BUT IT'S WRONG

Oh my god I can't wait--

Oop, we've hit a snag...
Shit guys, we're nameless.

So yeah, we need names, otherwise we can't do anything. HELP

[Paper Luigi]

YOUR NAME IS WAFFLE.

[Tails Doll]

Waffle is your name.

[Chaos-Stev-0]

PIE bish.

Make PIE your name.

For the good of the world.

[Lord Bob]

Because two people said Waffle, you are to be named Pancake.

[Aggrieved]

Gordon.

[Popple]

Name him Scrimmage.

Do it faggot.

[Cherry]

Looks like we're Waffle, th--
WE ARE WAFFLE. YAAAY.
...Right. Thanks.

Our hero has arrived at this very threatening mound of dirt.

The Hill of DESTINY. Sounds important.
Or like a Disney ride...

DON'T DODGE THE POINT YOU OLD... WHATEVER YOU ARE.
Not to worry, though. I have Sinking Mountain Insurance. So it's not we're totally in the dark, right?

Would you like a sandwich too, Your Majesty?
Alright, original game mechanics! In this game, pressing B makes you jump forward. This is necessary to get through the game.

Ah, crap, I forgot my wallet on the other side...

But ever since Magnus bought the rights for his Bar and Grille...

It went on to say; "Let's see what's behind Door #3"...

blah blah blah blah

blah blah blah blah

blah blah blah blah

You are the one from my dreams...
ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT THE END OF THE WORLD.


Agh! Stupid blighter got me from behind the text box!

Okay, this is the battle system. It's pretty simple. Battle takes you to the next screen. Run is obvious. Control switches party members from auto to manual, and vice-versa.

Attack makes you attack the chosen enemy with whatever weapon you have equipped. Defense makes you defend, I think. I've never done it.

Spell takes you to your spell inventory. We have no spells.
We do have Charm The Ladies, but ol' Waffle's been striking out at the pub day after day.

Item takes you to your item inventory. We have no items, either. Alright, on with the battle.


Shit, not a good start.

You're free to dick around the menus some more if you don't think you're ready...

As you take down an enemy's health, its sprite changes to match that.

... fffff

...Amazing. I guess that guy forgot the part of the prophecy where the Knight is a pussy.
This is what happens when you die. If you choose no, then you're sent to the beginning of the battle, with the same amount of health as you did when you entered the battle. Choosing yes stops the game, obviously.

Don't die again.

Alright! Milestone 1 reached! Break out the drinks!

Little known fact, saving the world as we know it is 85% guesswork!

shrug

Quest Point 1: Up this guy's ass.

But look out for his cousin, Bumpy Forest.

shrug
A typical response to this scenario; nonchalant shrugging of shoulders.


T-this is as good of a stopping point as any, eh?
Well, I'm completely hosed. All that Behemoth-dying has got me tuckered out.
ffffffffffffff

[Crappy Blue Luigi]

Bump so stuff can be done later.