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[Goron Mask]

SOMEONE PLEASE DERECT MY DISPENSER BEFORE THE MACHINE REACHES IT'S LIMIT!

[Tails Doll]

NO!

*Saps the dispenser with his jewel thingymabob.*

[Goron Mask]

[Tails Doll]

Wow, that looks painful. :U

I can do that too, though. I can do anything.

[Goron Mask]

So can I my dollish friend so can I...

[Tails Doll]

Wannabe.

*Pisses MOAR lightning.*

[bobzearth42]

*PISSES OUT A HUGE-ASS METEOR*

WHAT NOW, SON.

[Tails Doll]

Aww, yah got meh. It's almost like cheating!

[Goron Mask]

*SHITS A SHITSTORM OF SHITTINGDICKNIPPLES SHITTING CANDYCANES THAT PISS NOVA ENERGY FROM THE SUN THAT ARE FILLED WITH HERPES WITH LAPTOPS THAT ARE CURRENTLY FAPPING TO BRIDGET WHILE EJACULATING THE BLOOD OF SATAN CAUSING JESUS TO CRY AND SWING ON SWINGS RESULTING IN JESUS BECOMING A FAG AND IRONICALLY GOD HATES FAGS SO JESUS BECOMES AN HERO BUT HE IS ALREADY DEAD SO NOTHING HAPPENS BUT SOMETHING HAPPENS AND MARX IS RESURRECTED AND TRANSFORMS INTO MARX MATTER AND THEN HE BLOWS UP THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE CAUSING THE END OF ALL LIVING LIFE AND MATTER AND REBIRTH OF TIME AND SPACE RESULTING IN EVERYONE BEING PART SPARTAN*

[Tails Doll]

Oh shit, son. Dat was crazy,

[bobzearth42]

*EJACULATES A FLAMING ROD OF DICKGIRLS HAVING AN ORGY CAUSING GOD TO COME DOWN AND SMITE THEM FOR BEINGAN ABOMANATION OF LIFE AND REALITY AND ALL THE TREES GANG UP ON GOD WITH THE DICKGIRLS BUT THEN GOD TAKES A SHIT AND THEY ALL DIE AND THEN JESUS IS ALL LIKE I HATE YOU DAD AND GOES SUPER SAYAN AND KICKS GOD'S ASS AND RESSURECTS HITLER AND GOES TO RID THE WORLD OF ALL FAGGOTS WHO DON'T KNOW LEFT FROM RIGHT CAUSING THE WORLD TO BE FILLED WITH JUST THAT MUCH LESS AIDS AND THEN PIKACHU COMES OUT OF *crag* NO WHERE AND THUNDERS THEIR ASSES AND THEY FRY LIKE LITTLE PANCAKES IN WHICH YAOI FANGIRLS MASTURBATE WITH THEM WHILE LOOKING AT NARTUO X SONIC X SHADOW X SASUKE AND THEN JESUS IS ALL LIKE WHAT KIND OF *crag* SHIT IS THIS AND THEN THEY ALL DIE AND THE WORLD IS SAVED BUT NOT REALLY BECAUSE EVERYTHING DIED AND CAME BACK TO LIFE AS ANTS*

[Tails Doll]

*Urinates in an old guys face.*

*WHICH CAUSES A MASSIVE EXPLOSION THAT DESTROYS SONIC MAKING ROBOTNIK PISSED THAT HE DIDN'T KILL SONIC CAUSING HIM TO NUKE AFRICA FROM ORBIT MAKING THE KING OF CHARHING MALAYSIA EAT SPAGHETTI AND TRANSFORM INTO A SAUSAGE WHICH I PROCEED TO USE AS A KINKY SEX TOY WHILE SILENT BOB WATCHES ZIZZING IN A DIXIE CUP WHILE JAY SMOKES WEED WHILE POO BES POO WHILE SPINY STRAPS HIMSELF TO A CHAIR AND COVERS HIMSELF WITH EASY CHEESE FROM HIS ARMPITS WHILE FRANCIS LOOKS IN AWE WHILE JEESUS HOPS ON GOD WHILE DR.SUESS MAKES AN AWESOME BOOK WHILE YOSHIFACE COMES BACK TO LIFE WHILE LX3 BECOMES GOD WHILE THE ANGRY VIDEOGAME NERD EATS CHEESE WHILE THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC EATS A LOAF OF BREAD WHILE THE COPYPASTAS DIE WHILE WHILE IS WHILE WHILE I FART IN YOUR FACE WHILE AMERICA IS TAKEN OVER BY DOCTOR RABBIT WHILE FRANCIS LOOKS IN AWE WHILE BOB IS A LEMON WHILE FAGMAN REANNOUNCES HIS RULE OVER SLOOPYBURG WHILE JOLENE IS A BITCH WHILE HOGGISH GREEDLY SETS FIRE TO A HOUSE WHILE SQUADILAMAN WALKS WHILE GOD GETS ANGRY.*

[Goron Mask]

*VOMITS 9001 DANS THAT ALL DO BATTLE WITH THE MOON WHILE THE SUN *crag* JUPITER IN THE ASS AND MERCURY WATCHES WHILE MARS MASTURBATES AND PLUTO SLEEPS BECAUSE NOBODY GIVES A *crag* ABOUT HIM BUT BECAUSE OF THAT SEINFEILD WAS TOOKEN OFF OF FOX 17 RESULTING IN EVERY BASEMENT DWELLER IN THE WORLD TO RISE UP AND TAKE OVER CIVILIZATION AND MAKE THEM THERE HELPLESS SHEEP ONLY TO HELP THE 9001 DANS DEFEAT THE MOON ONCE AND FOR ALL AND THEN THE SUN GETS SCARRED AND SENT ALL BASEMENT DWELLERS TO THERE AUTIES AND UNCLES IN BEL-AIR RESULTING IN RICK ASTLEY CASTING ZA WAURDO MAKING EVERY SONIC RECOLOR AN INVERT RECOLOR RESULTING IN THE BIRTH OF TURBO AIDS WHICH DO BATTLE WITH 9001 DANS BUT THE DANS LOSE AND SOMEHOW TURN INTO KEN AND THEN CAPCOM CHANGED STREET FIGHTER 4 TO KEN FIGHTER 4 AND ALL THE CAPCOM FANS AND GAMESTOP GOT PISSED AND SUMMONED A RIOT ONLY TO BE STOPPED BY ANONYMOUS AND THERE COPIES OF BATTLETOADS AND THEN WL4 CAT HITS REWINDS CAUSING gnisuac sdniwer stih tac 4lw neht dna sdaotelttab fo seipoc ereht dna suomynona yb deppots eb ot ylno toir a denommus dna dessip tog potsemag dna snaf mocpac eht lla dna 4 rethgif nek ot 4 rethgif teerts degnahc mocpac neht dna nek otni nrut wohemos dna esol snad eht tub snad 1009 htiw elttab od hcihw sdia obrut fo htrib eht ni gnitluser rolocer trevni na rolocer cinos yreve gnikam odruaw az gnitsac yeltsa kcir ni gnitluser ria-leb ni selcnu dna seitua ereht ot srellewd tnemesab lla tnes dna derracs steg nus eht neht dna lla rof dna ecno noom eht taefed snad 1009 eht pleh ot ylno peehs sselpleh ereht meht ekam dna noitazilivic revo ekat dna pu esir ot dlrow eht ni rellewd tnemesab yreve ni gnitluser 71 xof fo ffo nekoot saw dliefnies taht fo esuaceb tub mih tuoba kcuf a sevig ydobon esuaceb speels otulp dna setabrutsam sram elihw sehctaw yrucrem dna ssa eht ni retipuj skcuf nus eht elihw noom eht htiw elttab od lla taht snad 1009 stimov AND THEN THE PHONE RINGS WHILE YOUR MAKING LOVE TO YOUR HONEY*

[bobzearth42]

*TAKES A REGULAR OL' PISS*

AH, THAT FELT GOOD.

[Tails Doll]