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[Super Tsuki]

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0 years old I was born a girl in the city of Osaka in Japan's Kinki Region. My parents have named me Yuri. My surname is Hideki. My mother, Takako, is 22 and my father, Hiromitsu, is 24. I have a brother, Soichiro, who is 3. From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for extraordinary intelligence, extraordinary artistic ability, extraordinary musical ability, extraordinary athletic ability, extraordinary physical strength, extraordinary physical endurance and extraordinary good looks. 1 year old 2 years old A major tropical storm has hit Japan. 20 people have died and 170,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 32 people have died and 21,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not affected. My brother Soichiro began school. 3 years old My mother has graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Astronomy. 4 years old I've had measles. 5 years old 6 years old A major earthquake has hit Japan. 3 people have died and 150,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Began school. 7 years old 8 years old 9 years old 10 years old 11 years old My brother Soichiro began trade school. 12 years old In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your brother Soichiro has been placed on academic probation. My brother Soichiro's boyfriend Mamoru has graduated from secondary school. 13 years old Met a new boy I like very much, named Koji Kobayashi. We've begun seeing each other. My brother Soichiro has been expelled from trade school. My brother Soichiro's boyfriend Takao has become an alcoholic. 14 years old Lied to avoid offending a friend. 15 years old Decided not to smoke cigarettes. Koji Kobayashi broke off our relationship. My brother Soichiro's boyfriend Takao has graduated from secondary school. 16 years old 17 years old A major tropical storm has hit Japan. 68 people have died and 130,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 18 years old Graduated from secondary school. Began college. 19 years old Met a new boy I like very much, named Soichiro Gensai. We've begun seeing each other. My parents don't approve of Soichiro Gensai. Ended my relationship with boyfriend Soichiro. 20 years old Met a new man I like very much, named Ichiro Aihara. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Ichiro Aihara. 21 years old A major tropical storm has hit Japan. 2 people have died and 180,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 22 years old Graduated from college with a degree in Art. Began graduate school. 23 years old Saved the life of a friend of mine. 24 years old Met a new man I like very much, named Yuzo Tane. We've begun seeing each other. 25 years old 26 years old Graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Art. My boyfriend Yuzo and I are now engaged. Yuzo Tane and I got married this year. 27 years old 28 years old My brother Soichiro has moved out on his own. 29 years old My brother Soichiro's boyfriend Koji has diabetes. 30 years old Decided not to give money to charity. 31 years old A major tropical storm has hit Japan. 2 people have died and 160,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. 32 years old A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 21 people have died and 15,000 others have been affected. I was not affected. Son Fuyuki born. 33 years old 34 years old 35 years old Decided not to give money to charity. A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 0 people have died and 28,000 others have been affected. I was not affected. 36 years old 37 years old My son Fuyuki began school. 38 years old 39 years old A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 4 people have died and 22,000 others have been affected. I was not affected. 40 years old Decided not to give money to charity. 41 years old My brother Soichiro has died at age 45 from suicide. 42 years old My father has died at age 67 from mouth cancer. 43 years old 44 years old 45 years old Decided not to give money to charity. A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 8 people have died and 27,000 others have been affected. I was not affected. 46 years old 47 years old A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 36 people have died and 43,000 others have been affected. I was not affected. 48 years old My mother has diabetes. 49 years old My son Fuyuki has graduated from secondary school. 50 years old Decided not to give money to charity. 51 years old A major tropical storm has hit Japan. 6 people have died and 190,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 2 people have died and 13,000 others have been affected. I was not affected. My mother has died at age 74 from a heart attack. Inherited money from my parents. 52 years old I am suffering from clinical depression. 53 years old 54 years old I have been cured of depression. My son Fuyuki has given up drinking. 55 years old Decided not to give money to charity. A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 16 people have died and 64,000 others have been affected. I was not affected. 56 years old 57 years old A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 23 people have died and 19,000 others have been affected. I was not affected. 58 years old 59 years old 60 years old Decided not to give money to charity. 61 years old My brother Soichiro's boyfriend Koji has died at age 61 from diabetes. 62 years old 63 years old A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 94 people have died and 19,000 others have been affected. I was not affected. My son Fuyuki has hepatitis. 64 years old My son Fuyuki has Cured of hepatitis. 65 years old Decided not to give money to charity. 66 years old My son Fuyuki's boyfriend Akihiro has become an alcoholic. My husband Yuzo has died at age 67 from diabetes. 67 years old A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 75 people have died and 17,000 others have been affected. I was not affected. My son Fuyuki's boyfriend Akihiro has given up drinking. 68 years old 69 years old Receiving public assistance. Borrowed 1000 yen in a family loan loan. Died at age 69 from a heart attack.

tl;dr version
A Japanese Mary-Sue had a gay brother who killed himself, then she died at the age of 69 from a heart attack.

[GENTLE MANNE of LEISURE]

wow thats kind of sad
but the law of karma states she deserved it because she did not give to charity

[Spell Seal]

Pfft, cheater.

[Cherry]

I like that she gave charity the middle finger seven unique times.