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forlornfate
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Yeah, Francine and I drew that conclusion after she coped with me ranting about my Gotti Boy wanna-be cousin that came over for Easter today. Whatever second he was able to steal, he'd go online and browse YouTube for videos of Rehab in Las Vegas, which is pretty much this whole hotel party thing they have for an extended weekend that involves girls with ugly faces and huge boobs to prance around in skimpy bikinis and get drunk. He was showing it to my one cousin, who was completely indifferent about it, and then to my mom (yes, my mom) who thought it was "cool."
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I was making faces about it, and he stated, "Don't worry, Jasmine; one day, when you're older, you'll want to do this, too." ... Yeah, he obviously has no idea who I am. No way will I be going all the way to Las Vegas just to get shitfaced ... and no way will I allow my face to become shitted up like those girls in the video. They looked so old and disturbingly orange; the only thing they had working for them were their cup sizes, and even that creeped me out. I don't understand how men would want to *crag* a girl with an ugly face. I irk the very thought of it.
And then to make matters even worse, he somehow discovered I had a boyfriend (I think my sister blurted something to him,) and started poking fun at me. Then my other cousins were like, "WHAT? Why didn't you tell us about this?!" and I got really flustered and tried not to say anything because I know when I get flustered, my words don't come out right. I just tried to ignore him. He acts worse than the guys in my grade. I really wish he'd grow the *crag* up.
On the bright side, my mom asked me about Ryan when I talked to him last night after church today, and I told her I really liked him and that he liked me too. Her response: "Alright, he can use the guest bedroom when he visits, but you two are NOT staying in the same room." Scooooore.
Frankie had the nerve to offer me stick lessons before he left today. I can't stand to be in a room with him; does he honestly think I want him to teach me how to drive? If I ever find a guy like that attractive, anyone and everyone on this site has my permission to hunt me down and shoot me.
(I decided to be specific today. <3 Happy Easter.)
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Lord Bob
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That's pretty amazing.
I laughed on the inside at the part where your mother said you weren't going to be in the same room.
And I don't get why a guy would want to *crag* a girl with an ugly face either. Large breasts are nothing if they're unnatractively large. |
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forlornfate
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Yeah, I'm pretty shocked that my mom would even allow him to stay over our house, so overall, I'm pretty happy. I don't think him and I would do anything like that, since I'm such a chicken. I'd freak out and be like, "OH NO WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THIS, AHHHHH."
And my cousin is *crag* ridiculously. He chases after the girls with the bodies and dumps them a few days after he *crag* them. I don't understand how he can stomach an awful-looking face. He really makes the entire male population seem horrible. :\ |
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Lord Bob
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| Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 8:59 pm
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Of course your mother isn't that worried. Don't you watch TV? Fathers always RAGE over their daughter's boyfriends. |
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forlornfate
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My dad doesn't live with us, so he doesn't know. He used to freak out if I told him I had a friend that was a boy and that I just hung around with him, nevermind date him. He's psychoooo. |
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RaveRaze
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This is your most descriptive blog post ever, congrats. Imma take a guess and say Ryan is Geno or what not. and yeah i dont like Guidos they ruined club music for me :\ |
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forlornfate
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Yes, Ryan = Geno, and yeah, guidos are annoying, hence why I hate my cousin.
And thank you. <3 |
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| Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:29 pm
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Oh yeah, I was talking to my in-town friend about Cheese Doodle girls also, and she speculated that their enormous cup sizes are from A. tanning bed nuclear radiation and B. are actually STUFFED with Cheez Whiz. |
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forlornfate
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| Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:31 pm
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I think A. is the better option since tits are pretty visible in bikini tops and well, there ain't no cheez whiz there. |
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The Axolotl Sympathist
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| Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:32 am
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Wait... You got the okay for me to stay in the guest bedroom?!
*crag* EPIC.
So I assume your mother knows that we're going out now, then...? |
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forlornfate
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She knows I like you and stuff ... and you got the okay to stay over ... so yeah, I guess!  |
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