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[Popple]

Something *crag* weird happened to me today.

I don't have time to explain it now, but it is off the *crag* wall.

[Geno]

It has to do with the bomb I sent you, doesn't it...?


...Explain it when you have time, I wanna hear this shit.

[Popple]

Well, an odd series of events led me to finding a bible.

So I read the first part of Genesis, and...

Well it matches up exactly with evolutionary theory when you remove the time differences.

First the earth.

Then water.

Then land.

Then life in the water.

Life comes to land.

Then man.

Adam is made from the earth, spontaneous generation started from basic compounds from the earth.

This shit matches up, perfectly.

[BAMFing ARCHER]

And since time is relative...

[carfilledwithfish]

That is true.

And who's to say that one day for an omnipotent being is the same as one day for us? Each "day" could have been several million years.

[Popple]

The entire concept of time in the bible should be ignored in the first place.

There was no set denomination of seconds or minutes that composed a day, and certainly there wasn't at the begining of the world.

In fact, the entire system of time is originally based upon the position of the sun, which is completely relative to your position on the earth.

If you were to go to the north pole, for example, a "day" would last for months.

Time is the one variable that keeps shit from making sense, when stripped away it all falls into place.