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[Rusty Shackleford]

I was on MARIOKART as a Scout when I met a I-do-fists-only Heavy. At first, I just tried to bonk him, but I failed.

I respawned as a Heavy, took my fists out and went to where I had seen him.

And he was near a tunnel's entrance, sitting on a barrel, watching me with that classic, , serious heavy face, Sandvich out. It was just amazing.

Suddenly, he shouted HEAVY IS SPY! And me to respond IS NOT POSSIBLE!

Turns out there was a Spy that backstabbed me upon finishing the sentence.

And the Heavy was still watching, with his fatherly face.

And he took a bite from the Sandvich.

[R. S. Buzzy]