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[Strong Bad]

Behold!

http://www.amazon.com/Punch-Out-Amazon-com-Exclusive-Heavyweight-Nintendo-Wii/dp/B001TOQ8MA

King Hippo's HeavyWeight Contender Kit!

Coming with King Hippo's Crown, King Hippo's Underwear, King Hippo's Pants, a King Hippo mini punching bag and Doc Louis's Remedy Candy Bar! Sadly, King Hippo's belly button is not included, but you can make an instant replica with some ducktape.

And also...

http://www.amazon.com/Punch-Out-Amazon-com-Exclusive-Little-Nintendo-Wii/dp/B001TOMQXK/ref=pd_cp_vg_2/190-0043060-1486417?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-41&pf_rd_r=04B0RXFYKN5T3ZTTJWJ1&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_p=433255201&pf_rd_i=B001TOQ8MA

Little Mac's autographed boxing glove! What a load of shit! A regular boxing glove with the autograph of a fictional character and a patch! I'LL REALLY PAY $90 BUCKS JUST FOR THAT.




Seriously, I'll get the first one just for the fact that I can DRESS AS KING HIPPO WHILE BEATING UP KING HIPPO WHILE BEATING UP A MINATURE KING HIPPO WHILST EATING A CANDY BAR. ALSO BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT KING HIPPO IS AWESOME.

Discuss.

[Paper_Waluigi]

Oh, Nintendo. Taking fan-milking to a whole new level. ФֻФ

[MALAK]

needs moar club nintendo

[Geno]

That... is some of the most retarded shit I've seen this week.

[R. S. Buzzy]

I'd buy them if I had the dough.

[Francine]

I'd buy the Hippo stuff, but not the glove.

Dude I almost got my NES cartridge of Mike Tyson's Punch Out! signed by Mike Tyson.

ALMOST

[Macha]

needs moar strap-on boobwiggle.

[Sammer Guy Pizza Cat]

If only I had the money, or even the credit cards to do so, I'd buy it, and maybe get some Boxing Gloves, and build an old-style raft (Logs tied with rope), and have a friend and I re-enact that scene from "Quest For the Potion of Power" where Eggplant Wizard and King Hippo are rowing to the Island Palace, and they fall off the raft, and put it on Youtube. Of course, I'd have to wear the crown and boxing gloves.

"Hey, Egg-breath! You're paddling the wrong way!"
"Uh-uh, you are! The island is right behind you."
"Then let me sit over THERE! I get seasick riding backwards!"
"Wait, you're rocking the raft! *They fall over* YAAAHHH!! See what you did?"
"*spits water in Eggplant Wizard's face* Aw, shut up and swim!"

Of course, King Hippo's not the only memorable face in the New Punch-Out game. There's also Bear Hugger from Super Punch-Out!!

[Strong Bad]

[Super Maiq the Liar]

We still need to see Super Macho Man for 3D Boobwiggle Action.