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[Zelnor]

What is it that you eat when you're really, really down ?

I occupy myself with something I call... 'death by cheese'.

1. Boil noodles for one plate. INTO SEETHING WATER WITH YOU. D:
2. Take Gouda. Like, 300 g or more
3. Grate the f*ck out of it. (This alone will cheer you up because the movement distracts you.)
4. Take bacon
5. Cut it into really small strips, maniacal laughter optional.
6. Mix with the grated cheese.
7. Fire up a frying pan with margarine. On about 7.5 on an electrical stove.
8. INTO THE HOT OIL WITH THE CHEESE, BACON AND NOODLES ! BWAHAHAHAHA !
9. Fry any remaining f*ck out of them. Break them. *crag* them. Stir and mix them, too.
10. Spice up with pepper and Kräutersalz.
11. Eat it alive.


If your stomach is full of cheese, bacon and noodles, you'll be waaaay too full to be worried.


However, there never seems to be enough cheese.

[Count Blumiere]

for me i just grab a choccie bar
The Count

[Lord Vaati]

Ramen that is all I need to calm myself.

And I get creative with it by adding certain kinds of stuff to the ramen.