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OH GOD
Manpersonguything
Werewolf
Joined: 30 Jul 2007
Posts: 7249
HP: 100 MP: 8 Lives: 0
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 Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:33 pm
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Lets see if we can beat it. Be srs.
EDIT: This is a real text game.
You are trapped in a cupboard.
--- HELP ---
You play the game by typing in verb commands, followed by a noun where appropriate.
look
look walnut
take walnut
To move in a direction, just type its name: north, east, south, west.
Try typing in various words to see their responses. Here are some examples:
look, take, use, push and open.
Enjoy the game!
You are trapped in a cupboard with a gun in your pocket.
Last edited by Manpersonguything on Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:47 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Luigi is the best Pokémon
LoudKid
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 2806
HP: 98 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:39 pm
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Shoot where the lock should be on the outside. |
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OH GOD
Manpersonguything
Werewolf
Joined: 30 Jul 2007
Posts: 7249
HP: 100 MP: 8 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:40 pm
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| LoudKid wrote: | | Shoot where the lock should be on the outside. |
> Shoot where the lock should be on the outside.
Sorry, I don't understand that command.
(Rember, Verb, then noun.) |
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Luigi is the best Pokémon
LoudKid
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 2806
HP: 98 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:41 pm
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D:
Shoot lock. |
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OH GOD
Manpersonguything
Werewolf
Joined: 30 Jul 2007
Posts: 7249
HP: 100 MP: 8 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:42 pm
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| LoudKid wrote: | D:
Shoot lock. |
> Shoot where the lock should be on the outside.
Sorry, I don't understand that command.
(Your not holding your gun, and how do you know a lock is on it?) |
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Luigi is the best Pokémon
LoudKid
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 2806
HP: 98 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:43 pm
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Equip gun.
Load gun. |
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There's only one
Chin Fish
Vampire
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 21294
HP: 71 MP: 6 Lives: 2
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| Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:43 pm
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>Quickly retrieve arms from pockets. |
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Crappiest Animator ever.
Chaos-Stev-0
Joined: 17 Jun 2008
Posts: 5728
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 10
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| Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:43 pm
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Devour gun. |
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OH GOD
Manpersonguything
Werewolf
Joined: 30 Jul 2007
Posts: 7249
HP: 100 MP: 8 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:44 pm
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| LoudKid wrote: | Equip gun.
Load gun. |
> Equip gun
Sorry, I don't understand that command.
> Load gun
Sorry, I don't understand that command. EDIT: If next attempt fails, I'll step in.
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There's only one
Chin Fish
Vampire
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 21294
HP: 71 MP: 6 Lives: 2
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| Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:47 pm
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>Retrieve your gun, there are dames to be rescued! |
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Luigi is the best Pokémon
LoudKid
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 2806
HP: 98 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:47 pm
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>Open cupboard |
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OH GOD
Manpersonguything
Werewolf
Joined: 30 Jul 2007
Posts: 7249
HP: 100 MP: 8 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:48 pm
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| LoudKid wrote: | | >Open cupboard |
> open cupboard
BONUS: Your score is now 1.
How astute. You open the cupboard and step out.
You're in the bedroom of a Chicago apartment. There is a door to your east.
Through a window you can see that it's a lovely spring day.
There is a dildo lying on the bed. |
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Luigi is the best Pokémon
LoudKid
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 2806
HP: 98 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:49 pm
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I WIN!
>Take dildo |
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OH GOD
Manpersonguything
Werewolf
Joined: 30 Jul 2007
Posts: 7249
HP: 100 MP: 8 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:50 pm
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| LoudKid wrote: | I WIN!
>Take dildo |
> take dildo
BONUS: Your score is now 2.
Free dildo? How could you NOT take it? You shove it in your pants. |
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Luigi is the best Pokémon
LoudKid
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 2806
HP: 98 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:51 pm
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>Look window |
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