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BANJO KA-FREAKING-ZOOIE top minion tails Vampire Joined: 13 May 2007Posts: 13197
HP: 1 MP: 7 Lives: 2
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:09 pm
*A magnificent gleaming pillar lies in front of you. It's pretty dark inside OOH LOOK PRETTY CRYSTALS LET'S TOUCH EM!!*
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Hellza Ballza Goron Mask Dead Joined: 14 Jul 2007Posts: 29930
HP: 0 MP: 5 Lives: 0
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:15 pm
*touch*
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BANJO KA-FREAKING-ZOOIE top minion tails Vampire Joined: 13 May 2007Posts: 13197
HP: 1 MP: 7 Lives: 2
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:19 pm
*Thunder rains down from the sky as red clouds gather.*
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LudwigVonKoopa ??? Joined: 01 Sep 2007Posts: 17649
HP: 5 MP: 2 Lives: 0
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:23 pm
*DRINKS THE THUNDER*
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Hellza Ballza Goron Mask Dead Joined: 14 Jul 2007Posts: 29930
HP: 0 MP: 5 Lives: 0
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:25 pm
DFJBQEYQWREEEEED SHIT
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BANJO KA-FREAKING-ZOOIE top minion tails Vampire Joined: 13 May 2007Posts: 13197
HP: 1 MP: 7 Lives: 2
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:39 pm
*A apocalyptic looking hurricane comes, HOLY SHIT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!*
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Flar3 Luigi Prvt. Prinny Johnson Joined: 18 Oct 2007Posts: 18735
HP: 10 MP: 0 Lives: 0
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:41 pm
Dood, another apocalyptic scene? This is getting too cliche for me, dood.
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Goron Mask OH SHIT A JUNGLEBIRD Dead Joined: 14 Jul 2007Posts: 29930
HP: 0 MP: 5 Lives: 0
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:47 pm
AND THEN WILD MOTHERFU CKING JUNGLEBIRDS DESCEND FROM THE AWESOME VAGINAL CERVIX OF GOD WITH DICKS AS SWORDS AND ASS AS SHIELDS, THEY FIGHT YOUR APOCALYPTIC HURRICANE AND THEY JIZZ WITH FURY.
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BANJO KA-FREAKING-ZOOIE top minion tails Vampire Joined: 13 May 2007Posts: 13197
HP: 1 MP: 7 Lives: 2
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:54 pm
*THE HURRICANNE SENDS OUT IT'S SEXY TORNADO APPENDAGE AND RAPES THE GROUND, AND THUNDER LICKS AT THE EPIC JUNGLEBIRDS SEXY LEGS*
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Goron Mask OH SHIT A JUNGLEBIRD Dead Joined: 14 Jul 2007Posts: 29930
HP: 0 MP: 5 Lives: 0
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:59 pm
THE RAGING THUNDER ONLY MAKES THE JUNGLEBIRDS HARDER AND THEY RA PE YOUR TORNADO WITH A M69 SCREWDRIVER IN A 45 JUNGLEBIRD GANGBANG THAT BLOWS A HOLE THROUGH EARTH'S CORE
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BANJO KA-FREAKING-ZOOIE top minion tails Vampire Joined: 13 May 2007Posts: 13197
HP: 1 MP: 7 Lives: 2
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:06 pm
*THE TORNADO FALLS OUT OF THE CLOUDS, DOWN INTO THE EARTH. THE STORM HAS LOST IT'S REPRODUCTION ORGAN AND IT'S VIRGINITY TO THE JUNGLE BIRDS*
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Goron Mask OH SHIT A JUNGLEBIRD Dead Joined: 14 Jul 2007Posts: 29930
HP: 0 MP: 5 Lives: 0
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:17 pm
HELL YEAH
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BANJO KA-FREAKING-ZOOIE top minion tails Vampire Joined: 13 May 2007Posts: 13197
HP: 1 MP: 7 Lives: 2
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:25 pm
Monkey people come out and bow to the Junglebirds, and the hot femals swoon over them. Much Joy fills this epic event. The Pylon is now inactive however, and an unknown age of darkness may loom ahead, as the weather is no longer in check. But the Junglebirds will be waiting, to put the damn little bitch in it's place.
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Goron Mask OH SHIT A JUNGLEBIRD Dead Joined: 14 Jul 2007Posts: 29930
HP: 0 MP: 5 Lives: 0
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:31 pm
Damn straight I'll put that bitch in it's place. I'll kill a nigga.
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BANJO KA-FREAKING-ZOOIE top minion tails Vampire Joined: 13 May 2007Posts: 13197
HP: 1 MP: 7 Lives: 2
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:41 pm
*Suddenly, enik appears and Starts a dance party*
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