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[Yellow Magikoopa]

[Goron Mask]

What

[Yellow Magikoopa]

[Kiki the Random]

(c-c-combo breaker!)


What is this i dont even

[Super Ultimario]

Why, it's simple!

Satan's evil slowly contaminated Michael Jackson's fans and turned them into demons.

Luckily, Michael Jackson found a reality warping rabbit mask made of pure demon energy that's actually pretty polite and is powered by dancing. He doesn't realize that it's made of demons yet, though.

So he wears it and uses it to get away from the demons. Eventually said demons are locked up by that one police dude, who is probably also Jesus btw.

Michael Jackson, as he speeds off to a photo oppurtunity, realizes that he doesn't need the mask anymore and he thinks it's creepy anyway.

But then the mask becomes self-aware, and challenges MJ to a dance-off with high stakes. At this point MJ realizes now that it is made of demons.

They dance, and eventually the mask realizes he's not winning by enough and uses his reality warping powers to cheat.

But Michael realizes that he has his own powers from his prolonged exposure to the mask, and that they will stay that way as long as the mask is alive. He wins.

The mask is forced into an eternity of living in rock, a fate worse than death. Michael Jackson gets to keep his soul or life or whatever. He's glad that he gets to keep his new magical powers, because the mask is technically still alive.

But then he realizes too late that this is not a photo oppurtunity. It's a trap! It's actually part of Satan's domain poorly disguised as such. And Satan has such strict rules about not dancing in Hell...

So Satan, in the form of a police officer, gives Michael Jackson a ticket. The fee? MJ's soul.

Discuss.

[Yellow Magikoopa]

One problem with your theory:

Where the HELL does Lord Xenu come into any of this?

[Super Tenebrae]

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