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Bachzesutri
Sesshoumaru
Joined: 14 Aug 2008
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You all heard of Super Mario Bros. 3 for NES (and on SNES in Super Mario All-Stars), right?
I bet you didn't know this. Nintendo made this game for all audiences, right? Yes.
But did you know that Nintendo was too stupid to figure out that their own game is, infact, UNHOLY?!
OK, let me spell it out for youse:
7 Koopalings? The number of the seven deadly sins.
You know the cheat in the game where you wait to fall behind the blocks when you duck? It takes six seconds for it to work.
There are 6 arrows on the P meter.
And in the castle stage in World 3, you have to reach six doors in order to reach the end of the level?
See teh patterneh?
6 6 6 = Teh number of teh beast. (UH-OHH!!)
The P on various items is mistaken for possession, or pentagram (even though in World three, there is a area where the level blocks are in a order of the star tips of a pentagram), but you all know it stands for Power.
If you goto World 5 in the pipe stages, LOOK VERY CAREFULLY at the pipes. Some pipes are inverted coloured pipes, and they are upside down. That's not the only place.
If you go on the Koopaling ships, there are those bullet bill blasters with four sides, but when you see three, you see the post on top. Looks like a upside down cross, which is satanic.
OK, get this one, and get it carefully:
There are 8 Worlds. = 8
In the graveyard in the 8th world, there are 5 graves that grabs Mario or Luigi and pulls them down. = 5
In the stage with the tanks, there are 12 tanks you gotta avoid. = 12
Finally, it takes 12 hits to defeat Bowser. = 12.
If you add it up, 8 = H, 5 = E, and two twelves is double hockey sticks.
Super Mario Bros. 3 is a product of teh DEVIL.
...no, not the Superdevil.
THE DEVIL DEVIL.
If you see more sublimial patterns, PM me, then I'll post them here.
By the way, Love Jesus, hate the Devil, Love Heaven, hate THE HORRIBLE PLACE, and always play The Super Mario All-Stars version of Super Mario Bros. 3, because no more inverted colours exist.
BTW, I am not coming back, I'm just here to post this urgent info with you
assheads who been bitches to me for no informal reason whatsoever. |
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Shadoo Omega
Super Shadoo™
Joined: 27 Jan 2009
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:49 pm
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Yeah seriously why is there a letter P on the buttons.
I wanna know why I'm stepping on P. |
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Bachzesutri
Sesshoumaru
Joined: 14 Aug 2008
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:50 pm
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| Shadoo Omega wrote: | Yeah seriously why is there a letter P on the buttons.
I wanna know why I'm stepping on P. |
The P stands for power. It's obvious. |
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Shadoo Omega
Super Shadoo™
Joined: 27 Jan 2009
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:00 pm
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| Sesshoumaru wrote: | | Shadoo Omega wrote: | Yeah seriously why is there a letter P on the buttons.
I wanna know why I'm stepping on P. |
The P stands for power. It's obvious. |
What is with Nintendo and Power?
Seriously? |
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oar
Super Maiq the Liar
Joined: 23 May 2007
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So what, did you copy/paste the script for that one AVGN where he reviewed SMB3? |
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jacking off
Small Sammer Guy
Joined: 13 May 2007
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| Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:15 am
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lol religion. |
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The Axolotl Sympathist
Geno
Werewolf
Joined: 26 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:40 am
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| Maiq the Liar wrote: | | So what, did you copy/paste the script for that one AVGN where he reviewed SMB3? |
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SuperYoshi3
Super ronery pirrow
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Joined: 17 Oct 2007
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| Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:48 am
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 amayzign fined d00d!!!111
i shure u da 1st 1 found this out!! |
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Shadow Kingdom
Spell Seal
Burning
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:11 pm
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Your logic is flawed.
7 is also God's number.
Inverted stuff has nothing to do with Satan or anything else. |
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Yellow Magikoopa
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| Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:38 pm
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WELL I DO DECLARE
But I guess AVGN coincidentally made his video after good ol' Bach made this post, amirite? |
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Tails Doll
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Oh my! This is something I would have never known! Not even the Angry Video Game Nerd would put forth the time and effort to find out so many elements from this amazing game! Only you would! It's a mystery nobody likes you here, with the effort you put forth in discovering this all! :O |
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Flavio
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| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:26 am
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AVGN is an unfunny piece of shit. |
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Shadoo Omega
Super Shadoo™
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| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:32 pm
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| Flavio wrote: | | AVGN is an unfunny piece of shit. |
Obviousness^ |
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I TROL U
Mantis15
Joined: 30 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:36 pm
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Oh my god someone alert the media. |
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WHO HA HOO HEY HOOM
Paper Luigi
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| Geno wrote: | | Maiq the Liar wrote: | | So what, did you copy/paste the script for that one AVGN where he reviewed SMB3? |
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