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The Axolotl Sympathist
Geno
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 Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:36 pm
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A comedian visited my campus to do some stand-up, and at the end of his routine, he actually asked if anyone in the audience wanted to do some jokes. After consulting them, my friends all said I should do it, so I did, and I was the only one to do so.
I did a short routine about boners. The crowd loved it. And not only that, my dorm building is having some kind of talent show, and my RA wants me to do stand-up for it.
Oh, and I've been selected to do lead vocals for a ska band. And I gathered a crowd around me while I sang in Rock Band, because apparently I kicked ass.
Ahhh, 4 days of college down. |
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The Feral Nuclear Reactor
HawkofRawk
Joined: 06 Jul 2009
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| Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:37 pm
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About Boners? |
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The Axolotl Sympathist
Geno
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| Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:39 pm
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| HawkofRawk wrote: | | About Boners? |
Yeah, like... erect penises?
I went into how to avoid getting one, and guys taping their little friends down. |
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Shadoo Omega
Super Shadoo™
Joined: 27 Jan 2009
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| Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:43 pm
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I smell a new Dane Cook
Hello New Dane Cook. We have to start teaching you things before you can release you into the real world.
This is a Toaster. |
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The Axolotl Sympathist
Geno
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Joined: 26 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:45 pm
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| Shadoo™ wrote: | I smell a new Dane Cook
Hello New Dane Cook. We have to start teaching you things before you can release you into the real world.
This is a Toaster. |
...That's not funny. I hate Dane Cook, and I had maybe 2 seconds to come up with some kind of joke.
I think going on for 3 minutes and keeping the crowd laughing takes some skill.
...Don't associate me with Dane Cook. Ever. I'm being *crag* serious. |
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Lifeless Intellectual
Crappy Shifty Luigi
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| Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:46 pm
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All that in 4 days. You rock, Geno. |
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The Axolotl Sympathist
Geno
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| Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:47 pm
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| CSL wrote: | | All that in 4 days. You rock, Geno. |
Thank you, thank you indeed.  |
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The Feral Nuclear Reactor
HawkofRawk
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| Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:48 pm
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| Geno wrote: | | HawkofRawk wrote: | | About Boners? |
Yeah, like... erect penises?
I went into how to avoid getting one, and guys taping their little friends down. |
Okay.
That's not that weird. |
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Shadoo Omega
Super Shadoo™
Joined: 27 Jan 2009
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| Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:49 pm
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| Geno wrote: | | Shadoo™ wrote: | I smell a new Dane Cook
Hello New Dane Cook. We have to start teaching you things before you can release you into the real world.
This is a Toaster. |
...That's not funny. I hate Dane Cook, and I had maybe 2 seconds to come up with some kind of joke.
I think going on for 3 minutes and keeping the crowd laughing takes some skill.
...Don't associate me with Dane Cook. Ever. I'm being *crag* serious. |
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Lifeless Intellectual
Crappy Shifty Luigi
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Shadoo, go crawl in a corner and die. Dane Cook isn't funny anymore. Seriously. |
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The Axolotl Sympathist
Geno
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| Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:52 pm
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| HawkofRawk wrote: | | Geno wrote: | | HawkofRawk wrote: | | About Boners? |
Yeah, like... erect penises?
I went into how to avoid getting one, and guys taping their little friends down. |
Okay.
That's not that weird. |
Not at all.
| Shadoo™ wrote: | | Geno wrote: | | Shadoo™ wrote: | I smell a new Dane Cook
Hello New Dane Cook. We have to start teaching you things before you can release you into the real world.
This is a Toaster. |
...That's not funny. I hate Dane Cook, and I had maybe 2 seconds to come up with some kind of joke.
I think going on for 3 minutes and keeping the crowd laughing takes some skill.
...Don't associate me with Dane Cook. Ever. I'm being *crag* serious. |
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I'm being *crag* serious. |
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Shadoo Omega
Super Shadoo™
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| Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:59 pm
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| CSL wrote: | | Shadoo, go crawl in a corner and die. Dane Cook isn't funny anymore. Seriously. |
When was he ever funny? |
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Manpersonguything
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Joined: 30 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:01 pm
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rofl, sounds like a shitty dane cook thing.
You came up with it on the spot?
Sounds like Dane Cook if you ask me.
Especially the boner joke part. |
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RaveRaze
Mana7
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| Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:56 am
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| Geno wrote: | | Shadoo™ wrote: | I smell a new Dane Cook
Hello New Dane Cook. We have to start teaching you things before you can release you into the real world.
This is a Toaster. |
...That's not funny. I hate Dane Cook, and I had maybe 2 seconds to come up with some kind of joke.
I think going on for 3 minutes and keeping the crowd laughing takes some skill.
...Don't associate me with Dane Cook. Ever. I'm being *crag* serious. |
Smart man, that Geno is |
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The Feral Nuclear Reactor
HawkofRawk
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| Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:16 am
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| Manpersonguything wrote: |
came
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I see what you did there. |
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